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Brando Commando
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Soccer junkie. Techno gadget geek. Urban mystic.

When you're not looking, I'm a waveform.
Wait. #Sonos not only has a teaser on their homepage promoting that they should update their app to fix their broken shit... but the teaser is shown to all users even if they've updated their app.

Not to mention the fact that the app is still fucking broken as fuck.
March 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I've been deeply fascinated by the intersection of quantum physics and Buddhist philosophy for years. As a practicing Buddhist with a dedicated meditation practice, I've always sensed a profound connection between the two.
March 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Friday's here, and your ears deserve better than whatever garbage you've been listening to all week. Gramatik's new album? It's the sonic equivalent of a perfectly executed mic drop. Trust me. 🎧

open.spotify.com/album/3cQeB6...
Aequoreus
Gramatik · Album · 2025 · 15 songs
open.spotify.com
March 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I love microdose days.
March 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Some number of school age children really need to file a class action lawsuit against the EPA.
March 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Maybe social media isn't the problem. Maybe it's the content. We're flooded with low-energy posts dragging us all down. Let's shift the focus to sharing things that actually add value, spark conversation, or inspire.

What's something genuinely interesting you've learned / experienced lately?
March 13, 2025 at 2:17 AM
These NYC pool renderings must've been made by someone who's never actually been to a public pool.

Colored t-shirts Really? 🙄

www.timeout.com/newyork/news...
See renderings of the giant new pool opening in Central Park next month
The pool will convert into an ice rink during the colder months and a public green area during the shoulder seasons.
www.timeout.com
March 13, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The new Franc Moody is pretty dope..

Just sayin'.
March 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I hate coming up with great ideas when I'm laying in bed trying to sleep. Now I'm all amped up thinking about the execution.
February 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
So many of the commercials are making me cringe though. #SuperbOwlAds
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It's a good thing TFG isn't watching these commercials. Lots of diversity, equity and inclusion. #SuperbOwlAds
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Coca-Cola says AI is not going to kill us all. Phew.

#SuperbOwlAds
February 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I enjoy going through my venmo and wishing good luck that has the word boxes in their transaction note. 🦅🏈
February 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
At some point we start talking about secession, right?
February 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Oof. Way to go Gunners! Nice job shutting down Man City today.

#Arsenal #ManCity #EPL
February 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
That Wolves-Aston Villa match today was thrilling.

#EPL #Premierleague
February 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Reposted by Brando Commando
Murphy: "I just want the president to be held accountable for the fact that all of our federal agencies right now are a mess. Every day we are receiving calls from employees at our federal agencies, including the ones that protect us, saying that everybody is in crisis."
January 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Here's what's happening and here's how to deal. Good advice right here.
February 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ain't this some shit.
January 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Detroit is crying as their dreams are slipping away. Great season, Lions, but better luck next year.

Go #Washington!
January 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I had asparagus for breakfast at 9am and 7 hours later I still can't use the bathroom without being overwhelmed by the ungodly stench of Asparagus Pee.
January 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The scariest thing about Musk is his ownership of Starlink.

He has access to large amounts of data from internet users and the ability to turn off internet access at will.

He can remotely open the doors on any Cybertruck, what kind of back doors do you think he installed into Starlink? #Musk
January 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
America is going to look back at Biden's farewell address and really regret its choices.
January 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm excited at the prospect of the new Bluesky image platform. Fuck Instagram.
January 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM