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I realized my nine year old thinks money replenished like video game coins, so I told him he will sit with me and watch me create our monthly budget. Congratulations, time for you to learn financial literacy!🥳Your turn, you do the math!
a cartoon of spongebob holding a pencil and a piece of paper with the word the on it
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January 6, 2026 at 11:53 AM
My task list for the week got so long I just stopped numbering them😭
January 4, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I figured out how to make drop biscuits again.
a man in an orange jacket is sitting in the back seat of a car with his arms outstretched .
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January 4, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Still not over the fact that it wasn't a chicken biscuit sandwich for all that hype
Remember when everyone was going apeshit over chicken sandwiches?
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Watching this Boyscout documentary. What in the actual fuck....... We really live into different worlds.
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Me: "I can't decided what to do first."

*starts blasting music*

Me:
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January 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
At some point it clicked for that I really can create the things I fear most. So, I don't even let my mind go that way. Imma create the damn problem!
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Five year old me would never believe that I sleep alone, butt naked, no blanket, in the pitch black dark WITH the door OPEN.
January 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I really want to focus on helping my son be more expressive and feel more comfortable just talking. I really want his mental health to be a priority this year
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Maduro wasn’t “captured.” He has been kidnapped. This is illegal. If it’s OK for another country to snatch up a sitting president then please, China, come get this orange asshole.
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I hope you save only fans maryland
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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Just watched One Battle After Another. It’s a good movie. I enjoyed it. As a Black woman, I found its portrayals of Black women problematic, but what else is new? If I didn’t grade almost everything on a curve when it comes to misogynoir, racism, sexism, etc., I’d never get to enjoy almost anything🤷🏾‍♀️
a man and a woman walking down a sidewalk with #one battle after another written on the bottom
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January 2, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Had to switch from true crime to drama, because I suddenly want to DJ and true crime narration is not ideal background noise🙃
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
That mf is HUGE. I could never get a full night's sleep. Every noise would have me near stroke😭 just give him the house and land. Can you pick the house uo and just move it? Put cemet on the basement door and windows.
January 2, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Know I live in the hood now. I a8nt heard nobody blowing they're horn for someone to come outside since I was a CHILD😭
January 2, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Watching #Together and I love it lmao. But I definitely thought it was about to end after the pills, but bitch it's still 40 minutes left😭
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
As controlling and manipulative as our government has been and LIKES to be- this bitch and his whole crew still being in power is DISGUSTINGGGG
This AFTER remains of a 30 ft boat washed ashore, with burned bodies inside & packages (small) of what residue tests establish was nothing more than Marijuana; which is legal for recreational use in several states. It's just murder.

apnews.com/article/boat...
US military strikes 5 more alleged drug boats, killing 8 and possibly leaving survivors
The U.S. military says it has struck five alleged drug-smuggling boats over two days. The attacks killed a total of eight people while others jumped overboard and may have survived.
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January 1, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I bought the only Mrs. Dash left on the shelf which was some kind of "garden blend" and I can smell the dried and blended tomatoes. I dont want my dried chicken seasoned with crushed tomato.😂
January 1, 2026 at 11:15 PM
If it wasnt so cold, I'd walk around the corner to get a bag of fries 🤣 matter fact, my anxiety and lack of medicine may need it.
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I've figured out my disdain for Psychological Thrillers. Because, bitch what is going on? So you wont tell me until the end credits!? The suspense is ridiculous....ly good🤣
January 1, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Seeing the chaos and need for positive discipline in early childhood, while also trying to stay within state regulations for funding is INSANE I hate it here. But watch, I am just the co lead. My lead teacher is 23 and sharp as a tack. All I have to do is drop a supernova momma link, den we innit
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
So is childcare subsidy frozen for all states, for real? Because that means my hours are about to be cut, again, as a preschool early childhood teacher. To see doctors, nurses, military families not able to work snd bring their children EATS ME UP
January 1, 2026 at 11:02 PM
The ONLY goal i haven't reached and been fighting for the last three years to SURPASD is one year of sobriety. This shit HARD LMFAO
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
SAILORR'S album is on repeat today
January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Every moment I decide to choose myself, the universe shows me signs. Now I just have to keep choosing me, in every moment.
January 1, 2026 at 4:13 PM