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branbucket01.bsky.social
Brantley V. Boucher
@branbucket01.bsky.social
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I fix stuff, and I know things. Mechanic and techie, hobbyist philosopher and 'pataphysician. Absurdist and apatheist. Crypto-discordian and Walterite Dudeist. Aging poorly and often grumpy. "I am a citizen of the world."
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A still image of the infamous dream sequence from Terminator 2: Judgement Day with the caption "Not a cellphone in sight, just ppl living in the moment."
April 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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I'd vote for him.
A picture of Papa Emeritus from the band Ghost performing in full costume, appearing as a dark version of a priest giving a sermon. A caption reads, "Hear me out, the new pope".
April 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Critical hit.
A wizard with a long grey beard pointing a glowing want at the viewer. The words "I cast awareness of time wasted on the phone" are superimposed at the top and bottom.
April 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Today was just kinda like:
Beaker from the Muppet show, standing in front of a red curtain while screaming and brandishing a chainsaw.
April 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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A person stands by the shore, surrounded by seagulls, with bread and buns attached to his body. Meme text reads "Fill your life with experiences, not things."
April 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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It's the kind of freedom we all really want.
A mountain meadow, with flowers and a small stream. A mountain and partly cloudy sky in the background. The words "the urge to go feral is undeniable" are superimposed over it.
April 24, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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Anytime someone says "So I heard on this podcast that..." I immediately stop listening.
A picture of several microphones and sound equipment on a desk and meme text that reads "what we really need is a 2000% tariff on podcasts."
April 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A painting of a woman lying in bed with a listless expression and the caption "When your alarm goes off and you have to go to work because you didn't die in your sleep."
April 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Remember to MAHA, folks.
An illustration of a pair of hands wrapping cabbage around someone's leg and foot like a bandage. The caption reads "Did you know? Wrapping your leg in cabbage makes your leg smell like cabbage."
April 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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In case anyone needed a reminder.
Markwayne Mullin cowering during the Jan 6th riots.
April 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Always be the best version of yourself, whoever you are...
A white Ford truck, seen from the rear a sticker on the back window reads: My son was inmate of the month at Jackson County Jail.
April 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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The very best kind.
A portrait of Plato with the text "Shitposter? Oh, you mean feral philosopher."
April 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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And dopamine too...
A mostly black and white sketch of a grumpy looking cat with yellow eyes and the words "I was led to believe there would be serotonin."
April 21, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Hallelujah!
An image of Leonard Nimoy portraying Mr. Spock, wearing a white robe, with the text "He Is Risen".
April 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Truth be told, we can do whatever the fuck we want, as long as we do it in large enough numbers. Stop letting them convince you to want a broken world.
A Tublr post from user Exestentialmemes that reads: This society could be so, so cool if it wasn't run by avaricious, bloodthirsty tyrants. Our technological capacity is at such grotesque odds with the average person's daily experience. We could eliminate so much suffering, if only our resources were being equitably distributed. But instead robots are plagiarizing artists and writing term papers with imaginary sources. Meanwhile, someone who wanted to be a glassblower is having a nervous breakdown because their kitchen is dirty and they're sick of eating ramen in between fourteen hour shifts at Real(tm) Job (Retail Mandatory Standing). We're just doing this so fucking wrong, all because some guys who are pathologically rich decided this was the only way to have a society.
April 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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An image of a classical statue depicting a veiled woman, heavily edited with synthwave graphics in tones of blue and purple, making abstract curtains of color around the statue. The words I'm not uniformed; I'm post-narrative float above the statue's head.
April 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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I've got a whole playlist like this.
A tweet of an image showing an old comic book illustration of a man in formal dress riding a zebra and pointing at an ape who is firing two pistols at a different man in safari clothes. The tweet reads "Bob Dylan's best songs are about this."
April 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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On the top of the image is a pleasant looking futuristic city with the text "How I imagined 2025 as a kid." On the bottom, under the caption "How it turned out" a sad looking wojak cartoon asserts that the earth is round, while an angry, douchey looking wojak demands a source for this information.
April 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Expect to self-rescue, it's easier with friends.
Several people standing around a community garden on a sunny day. Superimposed text reads "Self-sufficiency is a myth, community-sufficiency is what we should strive for."
April 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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A picture of a brown chihuahua inside a house, the dog's face is framed in the very bottom of the image, behind it is the ceiling of the house. Superimposed text reads: Whatever life throws at you, duck and let it hit someone else.
April 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Some years are just like that, you know?
Graffiti on a pale concrete wall that reads "We're fucked, it's fine."
April 17, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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A red box hanging on a wall with a glass front. Inside are two sticks with marshmallows. The glass reads "in case of fire, break glass."
April 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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A blurry image of an angry mob with the words "Expect to self rescue" superimposed over it in yellow letters.
April 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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This is wisdom for the ages, folks... and your mom said "hi".
A post from someone called The Guillotine Shouter that reads "In my Reddit atheist days I could 100 different logical fallacies and would call them out like I was refereeing my own argument. Today I tell people I banged their dads. I am both happier and undefeatable in the free marketplace of ideas."
April 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Why would we have a problem with this? That outfit looks comfy...
A muscular man wearing skimpy clothing and a tactical helmet, posing provocatively in a field with a shotgun and a hand grenade. The caption reads "If they posed guys for gun pictures the way they pose women."
April 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM