Braktastic
@braktastic.bsky.social
Husband, father, true blue Democrat, film aficionado, fantasy football degenerate, sarcastic ass. DMs are closed.
The other day my 21 year-old daughter fondly recalled the steamroller we used to do with the kids. 😂 Of course, I had to tell her their origin story…
August 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The other day my 21 year-old daughter fondly recalled the steamroller we used to do with the kids. 😂 Of course, I had to tell her their origin story…
These things were…
a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
Alt: a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
August 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
These things were…
Morons. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
August 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Morons. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
Colts will be holding open tryouts at QB before long.
July 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Colts will be holding open tryouts at QB before long.
1994 doesn’t seem that long ago to me, but the girls wearing curtains says otherwise. 😂
July 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
1994 doesn’t seem that long ago to me, but the girls wearing curtains says otherwise. 😂
I recently picked up this book and am enjoying the hell out of the trip down memory lane.
June 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I recently picked up this book and am enjoying the hell out of the trip down memory lane.
I can never look at a bunch of hot air balloons and not think of V: The Final Battle. It’s a weird affliction. 😂
June 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I can never look at a bunch of hot air balloons and not think of V: The Final Battle. It’s a weird affliction. 😂
An unfortunately evergreen post.
June 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
An unfortunately evergreen post.
Alpha Probe was such a great toy!
June 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Alpha Probe was such a great toy!
Love the retro look! ❤️
June 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Love the retro look! ❤️
Ah, the Trans-Am spaceship. I had that too. Such a fun toy!
June 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ah, the Trans-Am spaceship. I had that too. Such a fun toy!
Elon Musk desperately trying to convert his Bitcoin to this.
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Elon Musk desperately trying to convert his Bitcoin to this.
Pretty sure anyone and Aaron Rodgers isn’t a good match.
June 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pretty sure anyone and Aaron Rodgers isn’t a good match.
I mean did anyone with a brain honestly think Trump’s name *wasn’t* on the Epstein list?
June 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I mean did anyone with a brain honestly think Trump’s name *wasn’t* on the Epstein list?
What about Nonfunctional Urologists, what’s their take?
June 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What about Nonfunctional Urologists, what’s their take?
The truth hurts. Literally, apparently.
June 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The truth hurts. Literally, apparently.
To truly capture the Rob Liefeld likeness, all these toys should’ve come without feet. 😂
June 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
To truly capture the Rob Liefeld likeness, all these toys should’ve come without feet. 😂
Tell me he’s dumb without telling me he’s dumb.
May 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Tell me he’s dumb without telling me he’s dumb.