Brakes For Bagels
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Do I hear 20?
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Do I hear 20?
It’s like reading a run on sentence in the comments on Facebook
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It’s like reading a run on sentence in the comments on Facebook
San Nerk Yankees all the way!
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
San Nerk Yankees all the way!
Hey, this TV's not broken. It's just unplugged.
December 17, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Hey, this TV's not broken. It's just unplugged.
New Doc-u-series?
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
New Doc-u-series?
Hey, call me Homer.
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Hey, call me Homer.
*Friday Night*
December 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
*Friday Night*
There but for the grace of God go I
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There but for the grace of God go I
Imagine if were Bide-never mind
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Imagine if were Bide-never mind
Further, the word “drone” is nowhere to be seen.
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Further, the word “drone” is nowhere to be seen.
I am Carvallo
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I am Carvallo
January of what year?
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
January of what year?
Wait, wait, wait… I thought cord cutting was bad
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Wait, wait, wait… I thought cord cutting was bad
Seems like this was a lot cheaper
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Seems like this was a lot cheaper
I mean umm, ya know, we’re keeping America great, my job at Cantor, ya know…
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I mean umm, ya know, we’re keeping America great, my job at Cantor, ya know…
Remember, buy Crestfield Wax Paper!
November 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Remember, buy Crestfield Wax Paper!
Center holds it, holds it, holds it!!!
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Center holds it, holds it, holds it!!!
The *FIFA* peace prize, you say?
November 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The *FIFA* peace prize, you say?
People who also need to read “the top 5 things casinos don’t want you to know.”
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 PM
People who also need to read “the top 5 things casinos don’t want you to know.”
We’ll pass by this one…
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
We’ll pass by this one…
I’ve always wondered how in to it the fans are off camera.
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’ve always wondered how in to it the fans are off camera.