Rob Lang
brainwipe.bsky.social
Rob Lang
@brainwipe.bsky.social
Lead healthcare web dev, PhD in AI, amateur game dev, aspiring gravel cyclist, ex-RAFAC gliding instructor and drone racer.
When I hear people say Die Hard is a Christmas movie unironically, I reply "...and The Terminator is a romance".

It has a romance in it. The romance is pivotal to the story. It's not a romance.
December 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Was the same in 1995 when I started and in 2003 when I left. All departments across the university were judged equally. English paper on Shakespeare that took 2 months given same weight as paper from 4 month archaeological dig or 2 years of botanical growth or robot that took 3 years.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Very impressed with the speed in which you turned that round, Dylan! Great job.
November 19, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Take it off the front and stuff it on the back. Nice little loop.
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
20% of the internet is having a bad day. Including our minnow of a company! Oh well.
November 18, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Musk is a bleak human.
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Blimey. I'm proud when I cut $500 off the monthly bill at work with some clever thought, configuration and smidge of code!
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I haven't forgotten about anchors and # on the end of a query. Marvellous invention.
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
A good description of what we used to call a "chaos cache". Eventing was a mistake in that domain but architecture flavour of the year. It put me off ever wanting to work in an event architecture again - so much so I asked at interviews.
October 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
As I predicted, people are going to stop talking about it and it'll just become a product feature hidden away. You won't know if the analytics were hallucinated or deterministic. You won't be able to avoid it.
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Firstly, you talk about locking developers into a workflow. While I accept linter warning exist, in the real world you must make them earnings-as-errors or they are ignored and become just yellow noise.
October 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
But you then go on to formalise like below. There's no ambiguity there. No room for manoeuvre, no nuance. The whole post doesn't read like an aim, it reads like a formalised rule. You talk about locking programmers in. That's not the real world I've been in.
October 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM