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brainstorm.bsky.social
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@brainstorm.bsky.social
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reader, gamer, Magic, mediocre forever-DM always trying to improve
nothing else I could say would make more sense given what I own and what I am doing at this moment
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The "side by side" Gimli and Legolas meme. The first frame is "Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with Jimmy Kimmel" over the standard Gimli frame. The second frame is "What about side by side with Karl Rove, Tucker Carlson and John Yoo? over pictures of those three. The third is "are you fucking kidding me right now" over the standard Gimli frame.
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Hey, @safety.bsky.app, just thought you should know this dishonest and hateful post hasn't been removed yet. Don't thank me, just doing my part!
The NY Post post claiming "Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates"
September 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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Haste is probably the least important thing he does, but that means I've gotten to hear a lot of people say "wait, he has haste, too?!"
Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider {4}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor Trample, haste If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead. If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down. 6/6 199/285 M, KHM, artist Daarken
August 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Really bad day for @ultimateguard.bsky.social's brand!

(Origs from @rachelkendra.com and @schmandrewart.bsky.social)
RachelXKendra: "i really like ultimate guard boulders and katana sleeves. too bad I'm never buying any of them ever again" above a picture of Ultimate Guard's new Harry Potter merchandise. schmandrew: "Picked this deck box up from @ultimateguard.bsky.social and I was so excited until I flipped it over. Looks like my art was extended with ai. @magic.wizards.com needs to make sure their partners don't do this. I would have happily extended this for a couple hundred $$. Instead it looks awful!" Below are two pictures of the deck box showing schmandrew's excellent art and then a fairly obvious bit of LLM-generated filler.
August 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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A tweet from @dril (wint) reading "flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel" with a reply from "Ana De Armalite" that's just a picture of a smiling John Fetterman with a speech bubble reaching up to dril's tweet.
May 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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A custom token for Magic: the Gathering designed by Johannes Voss for a 0/1 Goat creature. The goat is in space with a space suit and clear helmet. Laser blasts and an Earth-like planet are visible in the background, but the goat is ignoring them all and cheerfully sticking its tongue out.
April 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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ooh, how about the Sin Cara dick t-shirt?
A photo of a black t-shirt depicting the wrestler Sin Cara, who is for some reason melting from his waist. The melting and coloring makes it look like an oval-ish white shape on the front of his tights is actually a large erection.
March 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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What the fuck even is this website
From @thevivllainous.bsky.social seven days ago: THE NEW CHAPPELL ROAN SONG IS OUT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL ("View full thread" link) From @demdraper.bsky.social sixteen hours ago: Wow, looks like the 'Genocide Joe' crowd is all riled up. Here's a thought: every shit thing happening right now? That's on you - for staying home or 'protest voting.' I know you don't care, since you can't see past your pet mono-issue. But since I have your attention: fuck every single one of you.
March 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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sometimes people wish we had "the algorithm" here, when synchronicity is all we need and the algorithm would only deprive us of such wonders
bats - @euradi.bsky.social - 7h letting the madness like sinking my teeth into something so soft merrit k @ GDC - @merrittk.com - 7h if i get enough followers eventually at least one of them will be interested in drinking my blood
March 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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*laughs in Legacy Eldrazi*

#mtg #mtgtarkir
The new Ugin planeswalker card from Tarkir: Dragonstorm. Ugin, Eye of the Storms (mana value 7) Legendary Planeswalker — Ugin When you cast this spell, exile up to one target permanent that's one or more colors. Whenever you cast a colorless spell, exile up to one target permanent that's one or more colors. +2: You gain 3 life and draw a card. 0: Add (three colorless mana). -11: Search your library for any number of colorless nonland cards, exile them, then shuffle. Until end of turn, you may cast those cards without paying their mana costs. (starting loyalty 7) Mythic, card number 0001 Artist Joshua Raphael
March 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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David Lynch as Gordon Cole in season 3 of "Twin Peaks," saying "I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."
January 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
That part from "The NeverEnding Story" where Atreyu realizes Artax is sinking into the Swamps of Sadness and tries to prevent Artax from being overcome.
January 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Four lines of voters. On each line, there is a "Blue" party box and a "Red" party box. On the first line, the parties are roughly equidistant from the center, and the "Blue" party is saying "we just need to pick up these centrist voters!" On each following line, the "Red" party moves further right to pick up previously extreme voters, the "Blue" party follows them, and the "Blue" party repeats "we just need to pick up these centrist voters!" about former "Red" voters, while an ever-increasing number of voters is left behind on the left.
November 6, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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just a totally normal topic of discussion the day before a hugely consequential presidential election
November 4, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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Ah, I missed one and now they're not in chronological order
HCJustin 🇵🇸 @HCJustinn Remembering how my pharmacist in 2012 in New York was named Gaylourd Panis. 4:35 PM · Apr 7, 2021 The attached image is a close-up of a medication label. The prescriber information is "RPH: GAYLOURD O PANIS"
October 21, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner My favorite Eraserhead reaction will forever be Charles Bukowski stumbling onto it the first night he got cable and assuming all of cable TV would be like that only to be immediately disappointed 7:23 PM · Nov 3, 2022 The attached image reads "BUKOWSKI: We got cable TV here, and the first thing we switched on happened to be Eraserhead. I said, 'What's this?' I didn't know what it was. It was so great. I said, 'Oh, this cable TV has opened up a whole new world. We're gonna be sitting in front of this thing for centuries. What next?' So starting with Eraserhead we sit here, click, click, click—nothing." There is a quote tweet from @DuganAmanda with a video of audience reactions to David Lynch's Eraserhead.
October 21, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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Kelsey D. Atherton @AthertonKD J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [ to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh 3:52 PM · Oct 17, 2022
October 21, 2024 at 2:17 PM
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Ganser 🫠 @Ganserband grimes dating chelsea manning doesn’t help the sneaking suspicion that everything in the past two years feels like there’s a gas leak in my apartment and my brain is filling in rapidly expanding blank spots 1:26 PM · Mar 11, 2022
October 21, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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FEMIURGE @NORMALHOROSCOPE God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here. 1:33 PM · Feb 4, 2022
October 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Amy A @lolennui come on, man 1:55 PM · Aug 12, 2021 One attached image is a Washington Post tweet from August 12, 2021, reading "A QAnon-obsessed father thought his kids would destroy the world, so he killed them with a spear gun, FBI says" over an image of the suspect in the water taking a selfie with his family on surfboards. The other attached image is a tweet from @zackfox from September 2018 reading "this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" over a photo of a man driving a jet-ski with his family on it.
October 21, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Flash Frozen Rotgirl @Newhalf_Newtype reading this tweet is a more epic journey than anything Homer could've ever fucking imagined 11:20 PM · Apr 2, 2021 An attached screenshot of a tweet by @BrosephAF reads: "Point is that anyone who buys the mainstream narrative of black jazz actually being important in the development of music theory probably also believes the official narrative of the holocaust and 9/11, so I'm not surprised they're afraid to admit 16 year olds are hot"
October 21, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Dr Alice Lilly @aliceolilly Dec 2020: we’ve invented Covid vaccines within a year, that’s amazing Feb 2021: wow we’ve landed a craft on Mars, that’s incredible March 2021: please, the big boat, it’s very stuck 8:02 AM · Mar 28, 2021
October 21, 2024 at 2:12 PM
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ɢʀᴇɢɢʏ @itmegreggy [extremely Rammstein voice] 8:34 AM · Jan 14, 2021 An attached image shows a Google search history with, in order, "do," "do hats," "do hats fit"
October 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff an historic Whopper Wednesday 4:31 PM · Jan 13, 2021 An attached image shows two-minute-old iPhone notifications from USA Today, the New York Times, and the Washington Post about Trump being impeached for a second time, above a seventeen-minute-old notification from Burger King saying "Whopper Wednesday is HERE," providing $2 off a Whopper if you order in the BK App.
October 21, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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zia ¨̮ @wlwsaavik it is so satisfying to know that spock and leonard nimoy would probably be best friends and play the lute together or something but jim kirk would absolutely beat the shit out of william shatner in an applebee’s parking lot 6:39 AM · Dec 9, 2020
October 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM