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Brain on Shuffle (She/Her)
@brainonshuffle.bsky.social
Data nerd, cake artist, foodie, animal mama, and proud ally.

Follow for a peek into my weird brain, hyper-fixations, food obsessions, and occasional existential crises.
Life Lesson 6: Don't be afraid to talk about the things you enjoy.
December 5, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Life Lesson 5: Adulthood means swapping late-night parties for 8 p.m. bedtimes with a good book. Who needs a club when you’ve got cozy pajamas and the sweet promise of 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep?
December 4, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Life Lesson 4: Don’t be afraid to cut toxic people out of your life—even if they’re family. Just because someone’s related doesn’t mean they get to treat you like a doormat. If they bring nothing but negativity, it’s okay to walk away and protect your peace.
December 4, 2024 at 3:26 PM
YES!!!!! I say this all the time! 💕
December 4, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Life Lesson 3: Saying "We should get together soon" in your 30s is just a socially acceptable way of admitting you’ll never actually make plans, but you don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
December 4, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I love both of these. They are SO true! Thank you for sharing!
December 4, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Life Lesson 2: You can be a good person without always being "agreeable." Disagree with tact, and don’t let anyone pressure you into changing your morals or pretending to be someone you're not just to keep the peace. Stand your ground and be unapologetically YOU!
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Life Lesson 1: Don’t let fear of what others think hold you back. Whether you’re thriving or in your car, eating a pint of ice cream and questioning your life choices, people will judge.

So cut your bangs, make questionable decisions, and just live-because regrets are better than “what ifs.”
December 4, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Franklin is a looker!!!! I love his little white eyebrows 😍
December 2, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Americans didn't want "predators" peeing in the bathroom of their choosing, so instead they elected a predator to the highest office in the country.
November 21, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Americans didn’t want our children to be indoctrinated at school so they pushed to have prayer and Bibles in school instead.
November 21, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I'm sure the orange man will force them off the air because they hurt his wittle feewings. Poor buddy.
November 21, 2024 at 1:55 AM
I couldn't agree more. I genuinely hope we are all wrong. But I fear it's a pipe dream.
November 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM