Jules ☆ (they/them)
@braininameatsuit.bsky.social
Chronic overthinker
Unpaid professional silly goose
Novice shapeshifter
Trying out a new name, Jules is short for Julian.
Unpaid professional silly goose
Novice shapeshifter
Trying out a new name, Jules is short for Julian.
Clean your room before you lose your internet privileges lol
February 18, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Clean your room before you lose your internet privileges lol
Why would you want to stab a bunch of queer people? That's so hydrophobic😱
February 18, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Why would you want to stab a bunch of queer people? That's so hydrophobic😱
Weren't you homeschooled?
February 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Weren't you homeschooled?
I'm not a Swiftie but this song instantly came to mind
a woman in a hat is giving the middle finger and the words dunno about you but i 'm feeling 22
Alt: Taylor Swift song lyrics: I don't know about you but I'm feeling 22.
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January 19, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I'm not a Swiftie but this song instantly came to mind
Oh no, don't get upset. Turn that frown upside down. You've reached such a huge milestone, it's time to celebrate it
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Oh no, don't get upset. Turn that frown upside down. You've reached such a huge milestone, it's time to celebrate it
You actually went outside today? I'm so proud of you
January 3, 2026 at 6:58 AM
You actually went outside today? I'm so proud of you
I can't decide which impulsive thought I should resond with so I'm using both of them:
1) What if we were a queer couple and we devoured each other's faces in front of the camera crew on NYE😳 (this moment will be broadcasted on national TV)
2) 🎶IN NEW YORRRRK CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO🎶
1) What if we were a queer couple and we devoured each other's faces in front of the camera crew on NYE😳 (this moment will be broadcasted on national TV)
2) 🎶IN NEW YORRRRK CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO🎶
January 1, 2026 at 8:45 AM
I can't decide which impulsive thought I should resond with so I'm using both of them:
1) What if we were a queer couple and we devoured each other's faces in front of the camera crew on NYE😳 (this moment will be broadcasted on national TV)
2) 🎶IN NEW YORRRRK CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO🎶
1) What if we were a queer couple and we devoured each other's faces in front of the camera crew on NYE😳 (this moment will be broadcasted on national TV)
2) 🎶IN NEW YORRRRK CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO🎶
I hope the camera crew got the gay couple's consent to film them beforehand. As much as I love seeing queer love on TV, I worry about people getting outed.
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 AM
I hope the camera crew got the gay couple's consent to film them beforehand. As much as I love seeing queer love on TV, I worry about people getting outed.
How are you gonna thank him? Santa isn't real
January 1, 2026 at 7:46 AM
How are you gonna thank him? Santa isn't real
Oh no, you have a red dye 40 deficiency. Make sure to hibernate in your room so you can survive the winter
December 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Oh no, you have a red dye 40 deficiency. Make sure to hibernate in your room so you can survive the winter
Don't you dare😡
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Don't you dare😡
Do you plan on taking mine?
December 13, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Do you plan on taking mine?
And you're gonna steal that person's soul?
December 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
And you're gonna steal that person's soul?
You have a soul?
December 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
You have a soul?
More humor and politics please
December 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
More humor and politics please
My Hinge date was born prematurely
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
My Hinge date was born prematurely