Making an educational children's cartoon but about magic the gathering rules. "Whoa, why aren't you attacking? Are you lazy??" "No, silly Storybots! I just entered the battlefield this turn, so I'm summoning sick!"

dubai chocolate looks like vomit

All the funko-americans need is to have kids, then you can play with all the toys you want. That's what I did

It appeals

It's funny that "selfless" means what it means instead of something much weirder, philosophically

been thinking about Agriculture ever since I saw them open for Chat Pile in Chicago. Jaw dropping show, blew my fucking head off. What a night

Dog walking luminary

What's cool about this over Twitter is that I'm not accumulating bot followers