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there's a show tonight in nyc

🧠 comedians will joke around

🧠 a neuroscientist will give a presentation using a video game

🧠 someone will receive painful shocks from test equipment
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Lol
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Electro-Harmonix just sent out this email

this company makes guitar pedals. their most famous one is called Big Muff
December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My presidents to assassnate top 5
August 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"Stop, please!"
"Quiet slut, your screams only make me fuck harder."
"Ahh!"

Typical exchange from a heated roleplay sesh for these lovebirds. Not to worry, they have a safeword. Something that makes them laugh. The name of a ridiculed coworker.
June 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Jim, an office worker, introduced his work wife to the concept of "Consensual Non-Consent".
June 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just lied my way into a job operating a construction crane. Lives are at risk due to my inexperience and sluggish cognitive tempo. AITAH?
April 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You can smell the SEX coming off this post! This guy is constantly pounding his beautiful wife and leaving her in a damp heap! They hold hands when they fuck because they are in LOVE!
April 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This looks like an interesting texture for driving my car into
April 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Dare was rushed to the hospital, and upon examination the physician exclaimed "My God, this man is profoundly brain damaged!"

The physician's trusted assistant spoke up at this time. "Sir, you've made a mistake. You're looking at the BEFORE x-rays!"

Oh brother! 🤦😂
March 19, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Watching these in public max volume no earbuds
March 12, 2025 at 7:37 AM
This review was a bit wordy so I rewrote it
March 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It is wonderful to review film. This is my new passion
March 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Finally got around to this one
March 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Filled out my ballot #Movies #Film
March 2, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Stop fucking with him!
February 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I enhanced the image, how's it look
February 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM