(to me specifically)

people have got to get eviler online in more interesting and bizarre ways, i'm not kidding

but also this made me so hard that i'm a little lightheaded, so who can say if that's bad or not!

me, a guy who just got off a plane an hour ago: i simply must go home and make a humiliating post about slacking on my fucktoy training and grinding my tdick into my wand about it

okk... meebbe im leik... a lil bit uf a bimbo dumdumm 😵‍💫

im dummm??? i dund think im lik...tht stoopid

ur like... soooooo rite 😵‍💫

or just stick me in a room filled with hypnotic stimuli and nothing else for several days and condition me into developing an unhealthy fixation on the feeling of my ass gaping, that could work too