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Maybe my cat would respect me more if I brought her a few of the neighborhood squirrels
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Maybe my cat would respect me more if I brought her a few of the neighborhood squirrels
Forever thankful to our friendly neighborhood vigilante for keeping our streets safe
April 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Forever thankful to our friendly neighborhood vigilante for keeping our streets safe
Angrily slamming the door as you storm out of the room is my love language
April 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Angrily slamming the door as you storm out of the room is my love language
Watching conservatives reacting to Ben Shapiro's acknowledgement that the tariffs are bad policy
April 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Watching conservatives reacting to Ben Shapiro's acknowledgement that the tariffs are bad policy
I found this stuck to the side of my fridge after a party a few years back, and no one ever fessed up to it.
All I know is that it was weirdly intentional, because my word magnets were all tucked away in a box in the other room, so this person must have been DETERMINED to leak the allegations.
All I know is that it was weirdly intentional, because my word magnets were all tucked away in a box in the other room, so this person must have been DETERMINED to leak the allegations.
April 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I found this stuck to the side of my fridge after a party a few years back, and no one ever fessed up to it.
All I know is that it was weirdly intentional, because my word magnets were all tucked away in a box in the other room, so this person must have been DETERMINED to leak the allegations.
All I know is that it was weirdly intentional, because my word magnets were all tucked away in a box in the other room, so this person must have been DETERMINED to leak the allegations.
Do not allow this man anywhere near a marriage
April 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Do not allow this man anywhere near a marriage
CW:
nothing in particular, it's just kinda weird is all
nothing in particular, it's just kinda weird is all
February 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
CW:
nothing in particular, it's just kinda weird is all
nothing in particular, it's just kinda weird is all
This is almost 2 months old, but it's going to keep getting funnier until the end of July.
January 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is almost 2 months old, but it's going to keep getting funnier until the end of July.
Callback to my favorite graffito I've ever seen in the wild.
I think that the heart was added at some point after the initial piece was painted. Personally, I prefer the bare-bottom Bart version.
I think that the heart was added at some point after the initial piece was painted. Personally, I prefer the bare-bottom Bart version.
December 16, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Callback to my favorite graffito I've ever seen in the wild.
I think that the heart was added at some point after the initial piece was painted. Personally, I prefer the bare-bottom Bart version.
I think that the heart was added at some point after the initial piece was painted. Personally, I prefer the bare-bottom Bart version.
I had a dream about half a year ago that Brittney Spears had died in a dramatic shoot-out after an extensively televised cop chase and now whenever I see her pop up in the news I get really surprised for like four seconds before I remember that we live in the boring timeline
December 5, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I had a dream about half a year ago that Brittney Spears had died in a dramatic shoot-out after an extensively televised cop chase and now whenever I see her pop up in the news I get really surprised for like four seconds before I remember that we live in the boring timeline
So if the Senate refuses to confirm Matt Gaetz for AG, does he just sit there playing with his dick for the next 2 years, or do you think he's got a few more contacts on "Tinder-but-for-minors" he can spend his time hounding?
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Matt Gaetz resigns from Congress after Donald Trump taps him for attorney general role
Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., has resigned from Congress, House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., announced on Wednesday.
www.usatoday.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:14 AM
So if the Senate refuses to confirm Matt Gaetz for AG, does he just sit there playing with his dick for the next 2 years, or do you think he's got a few more contacts on "Tinder-but-for-minors" he can spend his time hounding?
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Untitled Goose Game, but you're a dog with rabies
November 7, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Untitled Goose Game, but you're a dog with rabies
The collective noun for a group of British women is a fanny pack
November 7, 2024 at 3:52 AM
The collective noun for a group of British women is a fanny pack
I wanna open a plate-less seafood joint called All Fish, No Dish
November 7, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I wanna open a plate-less seafood joint called All Fish, No Dish
Ride-sharing services are just the gentrified co-opting of authentic carjacking culture
November 7, 2024 at 3:46 AM
Ride-sharing services are just the gentrified co-opting of authentic carjacking culture