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Maybe my cat would respect me more if I brought her a few of the neighborhood squirrels
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
September 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Forever thankful to our friendly neighborhood vigilante for keeping our streets safe
April 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Angrily slamming the door as you storm out of the room is my love language
April 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Watching conservatives reacting to Ben Shapiro's acknowledgement that the tariffs are bad policy
April 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I found this stuck to the side of my fridge after a party a few years back, and no one ever fessed up to it.

All I know is that it was weirdly intentional, because my word magnets were all tucked away in a box in the other room, so this person must have been DETERMINED to leak the allegations.
April 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Do not allow this man anywhere near a marriage
April 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
February 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
CW:
nothing in particular, it's just kinda weird is all
February 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
January 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This is almost 2 months old, but it's going to keep getting funnier until the end of July.
January 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Callback to my favorite graffito I've ever seen in the wild.

I think that the heart was added at some point after the initial piece was painted. Personally, I prefer the bare-bottom Bart version.
December 16, 2024 at 7:51 PM
December 9, 2024 at 7:15 PM
I had a dream about half a year ago that Brittney Spears had died in a dramatic shoot-out after an extensively televised cop chase and now whenever I see her pop up in the news I get really surprised for like four seconds before I remember that we live in the boring timeline
December 5, 2024 at 2:26 AM
November 18, 2024 at 11:28 PM
So if the Senate refuses to confirm Matt Gaetz for AG, does he just sit there playing with his dick for the next 2 years, or do you think he's got a few more contacts on "Tinder-but-for-minors" he can spend his time hounding?

www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Matt Gaetz resigns from Congress after Donald Trump taps him for attorney general role
Rep. Matt Gaetz, R-Fla., has resigned from Congress, House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-La., announced on Wednesday.
www.usatoday.com
November 14, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Untitled Goose Game, but you're a dog with rabies
November 7, 2024 at 4:19 AM
The collective noun for a group of British women is a fanny pack
November 7, 2024 at 3:52 AM
November 7, 2024 at 3:50 AM
I wanna open a plate-less seafood joint called All Fish, No Dish
November 7, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Ride-sharing services are just the gentrified co-opting of authentic carjacking culture
November 7, 2024 at 3:46 AM