you know, somehow I'm busy on any dates their planning.
long list of things to do:
• walk my goldfish
• crush fascists
• stand with people
yknow, very busy not being a nazi

I think the people in DC (👊🇺🇸🔥) need anxiety. preferably crippling, you know sock issues, square breathing, the whole thing. but a minimum of group chat awareness, because what do you mean??
groupchat- already gross
emojis- let's be adults
JOURNALIST!?- must I say more?
they need fear and forethought