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I've got great news, 10M people have seen my gump now.
October 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I also wrote this one titled: Your Phone Is Trying To Eat You.

It was inspired by the 2nd attached image.
A screenshot of a notes app with the title: Your Phone Is Trying To Eat You Your phone is trying to eat you The bastards are trying to beat you The little boys and girls look up and want to be you You try and tell them, without romanticizing how you survived dial up internet and that we didn't know the word infantilizing There was no spellcheck and there was no AI There was not a lot of answers to a kid's incessant 'Why?'s and way back woo, in 2002 your phone was not trying to eat you 6/16/25 Brady a postcard of somewhere that looks like it was taken/made in early 2000s with a handrawn black and red font reading: Your phone is trying to eat you social media is worthless with a gray box at the bottom where it is written in a 'fancy' swirly black font: you are becoming a vapid parody of yourself
June 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Something in the water, or maybe the air is making me feel like writing again. Maybe it's a practice of control.

This one is called 'Thirsty Chatboxes' 🥤🤖💬

I hope you like it.

#poem #poems #poetry #writing #noai
screenshot of a notes app titled: Thirsty Chatboxes why does every company want me to use their chatbox every where I surf it's into one of their territory they want all of the click-ens like a fat fox feels like breach of some sort of right that is statutory apparently its guzzling one-gazillion gallons of water to find out who would win in a fight one gorilla or one hundred thot daughters and one hundred thot daughters think they might so its a little box that is burning up our gold liquid but I turn on the news and we're in a drought but the stocks are going up so they say to zip-it and all the billionaires are working on their rocket out 6/16/25 Brady
June 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Today’s piece is titled The Fridge Maze and it’s about the paths we make in our fridges.
A screenshot of a notes app with a note titled: The Fridge Maze I really want some orange juice but it's all the way in the back and to tell the truth I don't want juice as much as I'd rather not unload the entire fridge and tie myself into a knot So I close the fridge and leave the juice for another day another day in which I'll open the fridge and hope someone else has made a way. 10/11/24 Brady
October 20, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Hey Bluesky! 👋

I’m Brady and I write poems! In 2022 I wrote a poem everyday for a year and am looking to start that back up again.

For now I’ll be sharing some old ones here while I write some new ones!

The first one I wanted to share here is titled:

Thinking You’re An Idiot 🤥
A screenshot of a notes app with the title “Thinking You’re An Idiot” If everyone thinks you're an idiot Perhaps an idiot you'll be But if everybody thinks you're an idiot Maybe it's only your idiot side they see Because surely in private There is an area you thrive in Maybe it's in the quiet Or how you control your driving Maybe it's a video game Or the knowledge of something niche Maybe it's the way you hang a frame Or the way you throw a pitch Because we would all call a fish an idiot If we judged it by if it was a Twitch affiliate We're all special in our own way So don't even let your inner voice say That anyone thinks you're an idiot 11/9/22 Brady
July 11, 2023 at 4:57 PM