Brad Metcalf 🇨🇦
@bradwmetcalf.bsky.social
I may not have a clue, I may not have style, but everything I lack, well, I make up in denile.
Family, Flames, #yyc
He/Him
Family, Flames, #yyc
He/Him
Rate my marshmallow
July 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Rate my marshmallow
Kids not washing their hands long enough? Are they too old to be singing the Alphabet? Have them sing "Steve's Lava Chicken" which takes the same amount of time.
#parenting
#parenting
May 31, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Kids not washing their hands long enough? Are they too old to be singing the Alphabet? Have them sing "Steve's Lava Chicken" which takes the same amount of time.
#parenting
#parenting
May 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
May 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Not a bad way to spend the day
May 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Not a bad way to spend the day
If America is so free, why is their drinking age 21?
May 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If America is so free, why is their drinking age 21?
Doc Brown & Mary McFly
April 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Doc Brown & Mary McFly
It's Easter which means it's another year of explaining to the kids that the Easter Bunny either sucks at counting or has a terrible memory. #parenting #dadfail
April 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's Easter which means it's another year of explaining to the kids that the Easter Bunny either sucks at counting or has a terrible memory. #parenting #dadfail
Ironically, Canada becoming the 51st state is the only idea Trump has that would make America great.
#nevergonnahappen
#elbowsup
#nevergonnahappen
#elbowsup
March 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ironically, Canada becoming the 51st state is the only idea Trump has that would make America great.
#nevergonnahappen
#elbowsup
#nevergonnahappen
#elbowsup
Hate the shootout
March 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Hate the shootout
They'll also be giving 40 million angry hosers the right to bear arms
Lutnick: "The best way to actually merge the economies of Canada and the United States is for Canada to become our 51st state ... Canada is gonna have to work with us to really integrate their economy, and as the president said, they should consider the amazing advantages of being the 51st state."
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They'll also be giving 40 million angry hosers the right to bear arms
Suck an affordable, Canadian egg Trump
February 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Suck an affordable, Canadian egg Trump
The fact that Canada said "No" and Trump hasn't stopped is quite on-brand for him.
February 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The fact that Canada said "No" and Trump hasn't stopped is quite on-brand for him.
It's 7pm on Valentine's day. Friends, it's time to show her how thoughtful I am.
February 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
It's 7pm on Valentine's day. Friends, it's time to show her how thoughtful I am.
Best part of being an accountant (aside from the thrilling work) is that it's year end right now, so I just have to tune out *all this* that's happening. I'll be outraged soon enough.
January 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Best part of being an accountant (aside from the thrilling work) is that it's year end right now, so I just have to tune out *all this* that's happening. I'll be outraged soon enough.
This hour's free electricity is brought to you by renewables, Alberta
January 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This hour's free electricity is brought to you by renewables, Alberta