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another epic clapback sir
"He just kept calling me a woman," Draymond Green told reporters after the game. "It was a good joke at first, but you can't keep calling me a woman. I got four kids, one on the way. You can't keep calling me a woman."
November 17, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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S.COUPS of the group SEVENTEEN saying "If everyone is soft," S.COUPS of the group SEVENTEEN saying "there's no way a 13-member boy group like this could function."
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (1948) Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951) Abbott and Costello Meet Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1953) Abbott and Costello Meet the Mummy (1955)
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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when my tackle reports as eligible
a PE sign for the letter O, with the words "obesity" "offense" and "open" under it
November 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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can check
a tallboy of Graza drizzle-style olive oil
November 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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no one:

Gus Johnson:
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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SCREAMING FOR VENGEANCE, in the Zohran campaign logo style
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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a Bleacher Report news graphic of Jalen Carter headlined SUSPENSION SERVED
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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?????
an account-suspension message i got from Twitter
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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small milestone
November 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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a jack o lantern with "6 7" carved into it
November 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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when i go to the fridge i wanna eat that
a package of Crab Classic
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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straight to hell
packaging for a toy called Yellies! the slogan is "the louder you yell, the faster they go!"
October 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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finally saw one at school dropoff (slightly illegally parked)
a parked SUV with "We Are Charlie" written on the back window in red white and blue, with Kirk's birthdate and the date he got got
October 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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the game still needs me
the header of a private Spotify playlist titled "1985" with 344 songs added so far
October 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Vlad Guerrero Jr., at a preposterous height, sliding headfirst into home. He is captioned "Me" and home plate is captioned "a few small beers"
October 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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we are so cooked
The researchers demonstrated their findings using state-of-the-art models, including those from OpenAI’s competitors. When asked “How many Ds are in DEEPSEEK?” the DeepSeek-V3 model with 600 billion parameters “returned ‘2’ or ‘3’ in ten independent trials” while Meta AI and Claude 3.7 Sonnet performed similarly, “including answers as large as ‘6’ and ‘7.’”
September 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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so pissed they didn't make all the bad drinks when i was in my 20s
a can of Saint Arnold Imperial Gummy Worm Cider
September 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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ok
September 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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the cover of Dousing's 2018 EP Return to the Cool Zone
August 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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turns out grinches are still gettin gooped
August 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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i swear to god i will
block this type of account on sight
two links on a joke-making bluesky profile: their newest posts and their most-liked posts
August 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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ACAB includes the Texas Aim Inspector
a Dairy Queen urinal. above it, a homey painting of a cartoon guy peeking over a fence. the painting is labeled TEXAS AIM INSPECTOR
August 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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honey are you ok, you havent touched your stranger things frozen pizza
a Stranger Things frozen pizza
August 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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they're calling it the most Rick Perlstein anecdote ever
ICE: Houston-area Trump-themed burger joint owner now facing deportation
August 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM