WHEN IT COMES TO NATURAL DISASTERS I AM THE EXPERT! I MYSELF AM A NATURAL DISASTER! I MEAN LOOK AT ME! ONLY I COULD HAVE SUCH GENIUS INSIGHTS ON THE WEATHER! TAKE A LISTEN! THE RADICAL LEFT COULD NEVER BE THIS SENSIBLE AND HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS! SAD!

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EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND! TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN, THEY’RE THE TRUEST! EVERY COUNTRY IS LOOKING AT US LAUGHING, SAYING “HAHAHA WHY CAN’T WE BE LIKE THOSE COOL AMERICANS?” LAUGHING WITH, NOT AT! OBVIOUSLY! THE RADICAL LEFT COULD NEVER! SAD!

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I DON’T LIKE INDEPENDENCE! I HAVE DECIDED TO BE LEFT LIKE (NEVER) GREAT BRITAIN! WE OBVIOUSLY NEED TO MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF PANAMA! EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NOT HAD CONTROL OF SINCE 1999!

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RECENTLY, THESE AI IMAGES HAVE BEEN POPPING UP! I MUST CLARIFY THESE ARE NOT REAL! DO THEY DEPICT EVENTS NEARLY ONE TO ONE? YES. BUT I PROMISE YOU, I AM IN CHARGE! ELON DOESN’T TOP ME, I DO THE BENDING! THE BEST BENDING! LIBERALS CONTINUE TO MALD! SAD!

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WHICH ONE OF YOU RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS DID THIS?! HOW DARE YOU! MY WRINLY TRUMPLESTILTSKIN IS WAY SMALLER THEN THAT! ALWAYS FALSE NARRATIVES WITH THE RADICAL LEFT!

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I’M SICK OF @elonmusk-joinx.bsky.social ! HE WON’T LEAVE, HE ORDERS WEIRD FOOD, AND HE KEEPS GETTING CALLED THE PRESIDENT! I’M THE PRESIDENT DAMMIT! ME! ME! ME! 😡! WE SHOULD’VE TOLD HIM TO GO BACK TO AFRICA LONG AGO!

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IF YOU NEEDED ANYMORE PROOF THAT I AM THE BEST AT PANDERING AND FLIP FLOPPING, THE BEST! HERE IS MY STANCE ON H-1B VISAS FLIPPING AS SOON AS I GOT BILLIONAIRES ON MY TEAM WHO WANT THEM! SUCKS TO SUCK MAGA MORONS!

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MUAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED LIBERALS! I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! I AM A SUPERVILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT GLARE, THAT LIGHTING, THAT CHEAP WIG! I’M READY TO DESTROY THE US, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
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I’M ANGRY! GRRRRRRRR! SO NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY INAUGURATION WITH MLK JUNIOR! WITH THE FLAGS HALF STAFF FROM COMMIE CARTER! BUT NOW IT HASNTO BE INDOORS! WHAT A SICK JOKE. LET ME PULL A WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON! THE WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW!

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ON THIS DAY, WE CELEBRATE NOT HUMAN RIGHTS, NOT THE PEOPLE, NOT EVEN AMERICA.

BUT ME! ME! ME! ME! I SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED 75 MILLION OF YOU IMBECILES TO FUCK YOURSELVES OVER! ME! GOD I AM A GENIUS!

ENJOY THE DICTATORSHIP FUCKWITS!

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Hey Folks, New King of Healthcare here! Feels great to finally say that!

I AM COMING AFTER ALL FOOD! THEY’RE ALL BAD FOR YOU! IT IS TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE I NEED TO EAT MORE BECAUSE MY BRAINWORM STEALS THE NUTRIENTS!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAHA #MAGA #MakeAmericaHealthyAgain #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

TREMENDOUS FIRST DAY, SOME WOULD SAY THE BEST FIRST DAY OF ALL PRESIDENTS! I CANCELLED ALMOST 80 OF SLEEPY JOE’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS! AND NOW MY EVIL POLICIES HAVE BEEN ENACTED! ENJOY SUFFERING FUCK HEADS! ALL YOU GET IS A RENAMED GULF OF MEXICO AND MOUNT DENALI!

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NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING!

BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!

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