Brad or Bradley
@bradmelville.bsky.social
Professional time-waster. I like video games, board games, TTRPGs, and being a dad.
A fight is going on inside me. A fight between two wolves.
December 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
A fight is going on inside me. A fight between two wolves.
Just a reminder that Ender’s Game is good and Ender’s Shadow is better.
December 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just a reminder that Ender’s Game is good and Ender’s Shadow is better.
A rewrite of Ender’s Game but the kids are all Gen Alpha.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
A rewrite of Ender’s Game but the kids are all Gen Alpha.
Just a thread of shots from the Last Agni Kai
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November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Just a thread of shots from the Last Agni Kai
Making a deck just to piss off MtG players.
November 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Making a deck just to piss off MtG players.
As mayor, I will ensure that all Smash matches are played on Time rather than Stock.
These competitive players KNOW they can knock us casuals out three times in 2 minutes, and then proceed to spend 2, 3, even 5 more minutes wave-dashing and teching against each other while the rest of us just watch
These competitive players KNOW they can knock us casuals out three times in 2 minutes, and then proceed to spend 2, 3, even 5 more minutes wave-dashing and teching against each other while the rest of us just watch
November 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
As mayor, I will ensure that all Smash matches are played on Time rather than Stock.
These competitive players KNOW they can knock us casuals out three times in 2 minutes, and then proceed to spend 2, 3, even 5 more minutes wave-dashing and teching against each other while the rest of us just watch
These competitive players KNOW they can knock us casuals out three times in 2 minutes, and then proceed to spend 2, 3, even 5 more minutes wave-dashing and teching against each other while the rest of us just watch
My wallet waking up this month after not buying any MtG since Tarkir.
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November 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
My wallet waking up this month after not buying any MtG since Tarkir.
Mike Johnson’s Magic: The Gathering-themed party ruined by the Avatar spoilers.
October 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Mike Johnson’s Magic: The Gathering-themed party ruined by the Avatar spoilers.
My social media today is either:
A: Playing Pokémon Legends ZA
B: Watching the BYU/Utah game
C: At a No Kings Protest
Meanwhile, I’m:
D: Spending over an hour helping my kid get a poop out.
A: Playing Pokémon Legends ZA
B: Watching the BYU/Utah game
C: At a No Kings Protest
Meanwhile, I’m:
D: Spending over an hour helping my kid get a poop out.
October 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
My social media today is either:
A: Playing Pokémon Legends ZA
B: Watching the BYU/Utah game
C: At a No Kings Protest
Meanwhile, I’m:
D: Spending over an hour helping my kid get a poop out.
A: Playing Pokémon Legends ZA
B: Watching the BYU/Utah game
C: At a No Kings Protest
Meanwhile, I’m:
D: Spending over an hour helping my kid get a poop out.
I think my daughter is the only girl in the world who’s favorite song from Frozen is “In Summer.”
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I think my daughter is the only girl in the world who’s favorite song from Frozen is “In Summer.”
Me @ Costco in October:
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October 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Me @ Costco in October:
I finish my master’s program in December and I’m so ready to have free time again.
October 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I finish my master’s program in December and I’m so ready to have free time again.
I’m hoping Lorwyn Eclipsed brings us some -1/-1 counter synergies.
The abundance of +1/+1 counters in commander make -1/-1 counters near impossible to play.
The abundance of +1/+1 counters in commander make -1/-1 counters near impossible to play.
October 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I’m hoping Lorwyn Eclipsed brings us some -1/-1 counter synergies.
The abundance of +1/+1 counters in commander make -1/-1 counters near impossible to play.
The abundance of +1/+1 counters in commander make -1/-1 counters near impossible to play.
I love how someone *not* getting a Nobel Prize would never make news under regular circumstances.
October 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I love how someone *not* getting a Nobel Prize would never make news under regular circumstances.
Buddy cop pitch:
A ghost teams up with the zombie of his former self to solve their murder.
A ghost teams up with the zombie of his former self to solve their murder.
October 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Buddy cop pitch:
A ghost teams up with the zombie of his former self to solve their murder.
A ghost teams up with the zombie of his former self to solve their murder.
Magic in 1993: I’m going to cast Terror, destroying your War Mammoth.
Magic in 2025: I’m going to Murder your Supportive Parents.
Magic in 2025: I’m going to Murder your Supportive Parents.
October 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Magic in 1993: I’m going to cast Terror, destroying your War Mammoth.
Magic in 2025: I’m going to Murder your Supportive Parents.
Magic in 2025: I’m going to Murder your Supportive Parents.
I wonder if the year 3025 will have dinner-theaters based on our society today called “Unprecedented Times.”
Each section of the audience gets a different podcaster of a different color and they get to watch them argue.
Each section of the audience gets a different podcaster of a different color and they get to watch them argue.
October 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I wonder if the year 3025 will have dinner-theaters based on our society today called “Unprecedented Times.”
Each section of the audience gets a different podcaster of a different color and they get to watch them argue.
Each section of the audience gets a different podcaster of a different color and they get to watch them argue.
Want to get more into playing Limited MtG. It’s just expensive to play as often as I’d like.
Anyone on here have any success with making cubes?
Anyone on here have any success with making cubes?
September 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Want to get more into playing Limited MtG. It’s just expensive to play as often as I’d like.
Anyone on here have any success with making cubes?
Anyone on here have any success with making cubes?
My Archidekt account right now with all my unfinished decklists
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September 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My Archidekt account right now with all my unfinished decklists
Michael and Minerva Mouse
September 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Michael and Minerva Mouse
You know your car is old when your reaction to the check engine light being off is to think that the check engine light is broken.
September 21, 2025 at 2:00 PM
You know your car is old when your reaction to the check engine light being off is to think that the check engine light is broken.
Hot take: the command should have been “B-0.”
Say B-0 over and over again and it sounds like a certain somebody’s name. 👀
Say B-0 over and over again and it sounds like a certain somebody’s name. 👀
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September 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Hot take: the command should have been “B-0.”
Say B-0 over and over again and it sounds like a certain somebody’s name. 👀
Say B-0 over and over again and it sounds like a certain somebody’s name. 👀