I've always wanted to do this... #EvilBrad 8 seconds

Spent the day taking in some sights on Mars. Not quite as uninhabited as it used to be.

#April12IsNationalGrilledCheeseDay

SNL would be crazy if they don't bring back Kate McKinnon to play this wonderful woman for the cold open!

Every year I reflect on my social media experience and remember those few people that I unfollow during the year by posting their names for all to see as. Even though Bluesky is relatively new, I had to unfollow a "few" of these trolls. 😉

I made this "gig offer" to help companies that want comedians at their holiday party and think it's like ordering food. It's more truthful about what they want and will save everyone time.

Hey, sorry about all the confusion but with my ruptured Achilles heel, this is the only way I can get around.

For my fellow comedians who must deal with people who get offended about everything and anything. Fill in your comedic license with your personal info and carry it with you to gigs and real life situations. Present it to those who can't take a joke.

Getting my headshot together for the next "Moana" blockbuster movie.