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King of Nowhere
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oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer
NO NUT NOVEMBER IS ENDED

COMMENCE DESTROY DICK DECEMBER
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
BIG MILF TINY DILF
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Of all the stupid things to use an LLM for this is high up there
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Bro is doing landscape photography on ultra hard mode
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Virtually everything Elon Musk does makes perfect sense and becomes much funnier when viewed through the lens of “extremely divorced dad whose children won’t talk to him anymore”
December 3, 2024 at 11:46 AM
“The fall of Eregion…we’re doing that now?!”
got a request to repost this edit to bsky, so here yall go - Ben Walker narrates my Gil-galad edit😍✨ #trop #gilgalad #benwalker
December 2, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Just getting into #Lancer but from I gather HORUS’ whole vibe is “discordian church of paracausal ineffability” and/or “an IRC server full of nerds figured out how to 3D print M1 Abrams tanks”

Which is cool and all but at that point I don’t get why anyone would NOT go with horus
November 30, 2024 at 7:54 PM
@sofiajohan.bsky.social is ghaphic design your passion
November 30, 2024 at 7:33 PM
whatever you say, obama
November 25, 2024 at 3:06 PM
#lifehack when talking to someone called Phil, you can instantly disarm them and put them on the back foot by saying “I assume Phil is short for Philliam?”
November 24, 2024 at 6:51 AM
BEWARE THE BEAR
November 23, 2024 at 10:17 PM
can’t believe that with JD “Jorkin Dapenis” Vance there will finally be a gooner in the white house
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 PM
Explaining the MK ULTRA program in a patronising manner to a woman.

Manchuriansplaining.
November 19, 2024 at 10:43 PM
“I shall now return to the trees, never to be perceived again, where I may finally be free of your bullshit.”
My favorite new reaction meme is Biden wandering into the Brazilian rainforest after his speech

sis was *over it* 😩
November 18, 2024 at 10:16 PM
It is my pleasure to announce the annual return of the LGBT Gnomes
November 18, 2024 at 3:54 PM
my fursona is a wolf-man that likes to roleplay as a human and dresses as a human by wearing a skinsuit
November 17, 2024 at 7:43 AM
excommunicated for teaching the pope about gooning
November 15, 2024 at 12:40 PM
How the hell is this showing up in my discover tab today
Finally snagged an invite to bluesky, about time!
November 14, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Watching vtuber streams is a form of
Gooning and I will not be convinced otherwise
November 13, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Love that the racist’s response to the Boots advert is to demand Adjoa Andoh be cancelled. Absolutely unhinged. Bunch of snowflakes.
November 12, 2024 at 10:09 AM
i don’t want to invoke or reinforce tired racist stereotypes but can we all agree that elves are sluts

you know that’s all those ears are for
November 11, 2024 at 2:39 PM
hmm
November 8, 2024 at 2:41 PM
#promosky shitposting shartposting fartposting

and other lunacies
November 8, 2024 at 11:56 AM
do androids dream of an electric goon sesh
November 7, 2024 at 9:08 PM
you fucking idiots
November 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM