Bradley
@bradleyjohnson.bsky.social
softer, worser, slower, weaker
How come they never play Sunny Came Home in the club
October 6, 2025 at 8:54 PM
How come they never play Sunny Came Home in the club
Sorry if you’re just waking up from a nap, but every Chicago Pope joke has already been made and unfortunately we gotta move on
May 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sorry if you’re just waking up from a nap, but every Chicago Pope joke has already been made and unfortunately we gotta move on
If I were elected Pope the Pope name I would choose is Shaboozey
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If I were elected Pope the Pope name I would choose is Shaboozey
Ok so there’s gonna be a Conclave for real this year, does that mean there’s gonna be a The Substance for real too?
April 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Ok so there’s gonna be a Conclave for real this year, does that mean there’s gonna be a The Substance for real too?
I…you know..I’m just not sure that I can stomach an Ari Aster Covid movie this year idk
April 14, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I…you know..I’m just not sure that I can stomach an Ari Aster Covid movie this year idk
I actually love buying concert tickets.
Bots, Stubhub, surge pricing, and platinum tickets are all beautiful, perfect things that I cherish and I feel truly connected with my 47207 brothers and sisters ahead of me in queue.
Bots, Stubhub, surge pricing, and platinum tickets are all beautiful, perfect things that I cherish and I feel truly connected with my 47207 brothers and sisters ahead of me in queue.
April 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I actually love buying concert tickets.
Bots, Stubhub, surge pricing, and platinum tickets are all beautiful, perfect things that I cherish and I feel truly connected with my 47207 brothers and sisters ahead of me in queue.
Bots, Stubhub, surge pricing, and platinum tickets are all beautiful, perfect things that I cherish and I feel truly connected with my 47207 brothers and sisters ahead of me in queue.
Honey, this has been an April Fools Lifetime
April 1, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Honey, this has been an April Fools Lifetime
Trump and Elon defunded the Department of White Lotus Theme Songs and look what happened
February 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Trump and Elon defunded the Department of White Lotus Theme Songs and look what happened
Root rot is the most Scooby doo ass thing that can happen to a plant
February 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Root rot is the most Scooby doo ass thing that can happen to a plant
Must’ve been a sick n twisted absolute freak of a bird scientist that came up with the name WOODPECKER
January 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Must’ve been a sick n twisted absolute freak of a bird scientist that came up with the name WOODPECKER
Truly insane that the oldest living president is the current president.
December 29, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Truly insane that the oldest living president is the current president.
“Who Let The Dogs Out?” is a timeless song because it’s a question that we’ve always asked and always will.
December 10, 2024 at 2:30 AM
“Who Let The Dogs Out?” is a timeless song because it’s a question that we’ve always asked and always will.
NFL commentators just referred to a player as an “ageless wonder.” I looked it up and he is 29.
December 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
NFL commentators just referred to a player as an “ageless wonder.” I looked it up and he is 29.
Charli brat my finger
December 2, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Charli brat my finger