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Bradley Cates
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Introvert #OnlyConnect. Countdown octochamp. Football statistician @efcstatto.bsky.social
Checks out.
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I miss the days when 6 was afraid of 7.
October 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I wonder how long the New York Times has been trying to think of a Connections wall to attempt to make peace with Only Connect.
October 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Worth the vertigo. #UTT #EFC
October 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Congratulations, Eddie Nketiah, on becoming the first player to score an injury-time winner against Liverpool since James Tarkowski.
September 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
A great night honouring Everton Women icons. #EFC
September 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A new era. #EFC
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If 3 members of the panel said it was a penalty but the other 2 said it wasn't, then it wasn't a "clear and obvious" error. #EFC
September 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Tyler-Jay Robert Dibling joining an elite club of Everton players with a hyphenated first name. #EFC
August 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Under the lights. #EFC
August 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
A great night to be a half-Grimbarian Evertonian! #GTFC #EFC
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I wonder what other footballers there are whose last name is also a scoreline.
August 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
2 goals up in normal time and in the penalty shootout, and they still lose.

Spectacular Spursiness. #SuperCup
August 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If Everton sell calendars of Jack Grealish's calves, all their money problems will be over. #EFC
August 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
First of many. #EFC
August 9, 2025 at 12:34 PM
HJK obviously took the first-leg defeat personally.
July 18, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Imagine saving 4 penalties and still be on the losing side. #SWEENG
July 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Everton have announced a permanent signing of a player from Villarreal for the first time since 2007.

And it's the first time they actually signed a player permanently from Villarreal. #EFC
July 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I hope football's greatest ever right-back will be playing.

And Cafu. #EFC
June 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Everton want to sign a Manchester City full-back in the twilight of his career.

It worked before... #EFC
June 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Bring back Lee Carsley. #ENGSEN
June 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Carlos Alcaraz has now won as many Grand Slam tournaments as Carlos Alcaraz has goal involvements for Everton.

Which is the bigger achievement is open to debate.
June 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
David Moyes must have been busy managing Everton and West Ham at the same time. #MOTD
May 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Always and forever. #EFC
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If Oliver Glasner loves #Eurovision, he must have had the best day of his life.
May 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM