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brad
@bradiscranky.bsky.social
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misanthropic humanist. brooklyn. he/him

(pfp is because it's a still from One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, not because it's Jack)
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bradiscranky.bsky.social
this plant is 7 years older than ice
A very large houseplant
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
today in unintentional honesty
Then make an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation. Her curiosity is now peaked.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
the thumb has posted
The title card of the adult swim short “Too Many Cooks” with “Cooks” replaced by “Matts”
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
my god, it’s full of spidermen memes
Face shot of the astronaut from the end of 2001
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
the US is becoming an authoritarian state and your worried about my commitment to sparklemotion?
Chance Vought @chancevought.bsky.social Follow The US is becoming an authoritarian state and your concerned about the skincare routine of two podcasts hosts? This is not a commentary about you, but I do think some leftists take skincare too far. To be clear, I'm all for a reasonable level of moisturization, but not to the point of glistening.
November 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
also, this is how being right wing makes you better at baseball
Register Batting Share & Export v Glossary Year Age AgeDif Tm Lg Lev Aff G PA AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI SB CS BB SO BA OBP SLG OPS TB GDP HBP SH SF IBB 2008 22 1.2 Casper PION Rk COL 49 190 158 27 48 6 0 0 17 28 24 .304 .421 .342 .763 54 8 4 0 0 0 2009 23 1.7 Tri-City NORW A- COL 32 125 109 13 23 3 0 0 15 4 3 9 22 .211 .306 .239 .545 26 7 6 1 0 All Levels (2 Seasons) 81 315 267 40 71 9 0 32 10 6 37 46 .266 .376 .300 .675 80 15 10 1 0 0
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
apologies for mild navel gazing but...
brad @bradiscranky.bsky.social Bluesky Elder stop making sense really makes me want a talking heads film starring cillian murphy November 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM © Everybody can reply 0 2 likes 1 2 Write your reply brad 1 @bradiscranky.bsky.social • 1h Bluesky Elder life during wartime, about life during reagan and the roots of maga
November 15, 2025 at 9:28 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
i love this place sometimes
rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social • 40m Bluesky Elder guy who is willing to criticize jeffrey epstein for being a pedophile but who draws the line at criticizing his grammar Eli Brand @agentofkarma.bsky.social • 1h Holy shit you're an arrogant SOB 7 11 214 • •• Bitchard Pryor, Priestess of Awesome Sauce @bitchardpryor.bsky.social + Follow Because criticizing grammar is ableist bullshit most likely. You ARE an arrogant SOB. Doubly so, given not a single part of your post follows traditional Western grammar rules. Plebeian.
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
me looking at the tos right now
the meme of a teen kid straining his face very visibly
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
Ugly Dickshot
John Oscar Dickshot (born John Oscar Dicksus, al January 24, 1910lb - November 4, 1997), nicknamed "Ugly" Johnny Dickshot, was an American professional baseball left fielder. He played in Major League Baseball for the Pittsburgh Pirates, the New York Giants, and the Chicago White Sox. His professional career, including the seasons he spent in Minor League Baseball, ran from 1930 to 1947. He received the nickname "Ugly" because he proclaimed himself to be "the ugliest man in baseball" during his career.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
A still from Mr Show showing Bob Odenkirk and Jay Johnston in front of a suburban house with Bob in a suit and Jay wearing a placard sign that says "I'm with a rapist" and a drawing of a hand pointing at Bob
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
listen to your elders
An old print ad featuring Orson Welles at a table with a plate and a glass of wine and bottle. With the text ""Experts will tell you they drink Paul Masson Pinot Chardonnay because of its full varietal aroma, brilliant color and long pleasant finish. What they mean is...it tastes good. TOT CHARDONNE PAUL MASSON Paul Masson will sell no wine before its time."
November 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
i'm reminded of neal katyal at burning man
A grown man dressed as a child dressed as a clown. Also wearing a grimacing statue for some reason
November 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
i see shit like this all over the city these days. and people half parked in open spots still blocking the bike lane because fuck other humans
An amazon delivery van stopped in the crosswalk with its ass in the road behind it despite an open legal spot it only has to pull forward into
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
why is “if it’s not about you don’t make it about you” so hard to comprehend
Fa but thankful @neveratrest.bsky.social Follow people don't think this is misandry, but if a guy posts "'god forbid a woman has a hobby" yes I do forbid that. get back to the kitchen." it's misogyny, right? EmmaT™ @cockremover.bsky.social • 1d Bluesky Elder "god forbid a man has a hobby" yes i do forbid that. get back to work. November 7, 2025 at 6:04 AM 12 quotes 1 like Everybody can reply 30 12 1 • • C The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.so... Keep going • 31 ) 25
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
purty night
A view of the Williamsburg Bridge, East River, and lower Manhattan lit up at night, from Brooklyn A view of midtown Manhattan across the East River with a blue lit barge in the medium ground
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
one last repost, because goddamn this is savage
If convicted, Diaz-Torres could face penalties ranging from probation to up to a year in jail. Throughout its immigration crackdown, the Trump administration repeatedly has referred to drunken driving as a justifiable reason for non-citizens to be detained and deported.
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
got the back of his sign
Cuomo = capitalism! Mamdani = communism! Cuomo = 45% Mamdani = 44% Sliwa = 11% The final line is unclear
November 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
he now appears to be leading them in campfire songs
he is their new leader
cuomo is dead, long live lord crashout
He's now being hugged and has a circle of people around him who appear to be singing together
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
CRASHOUT IN PROGRESS
An old white man holds up a handmade sign that says "SLIWA IS THE SPOILER!" with ranting I can't make out on the back and is clearly yelling at the cuomo campaign hq "party"
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
even if it's down a bit, nice
Bushwick Mamdani +69 83 14
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
heeeee
cuomo campaign hq with the ap headline calling it for mamdani on their big screen
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
you
are
so
beautiful

to me
Eric Adams* Independent 4,790 0.3
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
ahhhhhhhhhhh
Bushwick Mamdani +76 87 11
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
bradiscranky.bsky.social
did that thing again
An nyc halloween themed early voter sticker
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM