bradIsARobot
@bradisarobot.bsky.social
#voiceactor by day. And night.
This sounds like an absolute nightmare.
I’d rather know I was going to eat every meal alone, for the rest of my life, than be forced to eat one meal with eight complete strangers!
#introvert
I’d rather know I was going to eat every meal alone, for the rest of my life, than be forced to eat one meal with eight complete strangers!
#introvert
August 30, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This sounds like an absolute nightmare.
I’d rather know I was going to eat every meal alone, for the rest of my life, than be forced to eat one meal with eight complete strangers!
#introvert
I’d rather know I was going to eat every meal alone, for the rest of my life, than be forced to eat one meal with eight complete strangers!
#introvert
Hmmm… a new set of dice, with two differently-colored d12s. Whatever could THESE be for?
#daggerheart #ttrpg #rpg #dice
#daggerheart #ttrpg #rpg #dice
August 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hmmm… a new set of dice, with two differently-colored d12s. Whatever could THESE be for?
#daggerheart #ttrpg #rpg #dice
#daggerheart #ttrpg #rpg #dice
Do you like Sci-Fi? How about classic Sci-Fi from the atomic age?
On Tuesday, my YouTube channel launches: Gentleman SpaceMan’s Atomic Hideout!
Each week we’ll share narrated short stories, audio dramas, and original material exploring the cosmos.
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On Tuesday, my YouTube channel launches: Gentleman SpaceMan’s Atomic Hideout!
Each week we’ll share narrated short stories, audio dramas, and original material exploring the cosmos.
Subscribe now!
youtube.com/@gentlemansp...
July 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Do you like Sci-Fi? How about classic Sci-Fi from the atomic age?
On Tuesday, my YouTube channel launches: Gentleman SpaceMan’s Atomic Hideout!
Each week we’ll share narrated short stories, audio dramas, and original material exploring the cosmos.
Subscribe now!
youtube.com/@gentlemansp...
On Tuesday, my YouTube channel launches: Gentleman SpaceMan’s Atomic Hideout!
Each week we’ll share narrated short stories, audio dramas, and original material exploring the cosmos.
Subscribe now!
youtube.com/@gentlemansp...
I want to touch the lightbulbs. I need to touch the lightbulbs. I MUST TOUCH THE LIGHTBULBS!!!!
April 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I want to touch the lightbulbs. I need to touch the lightbulbs. I MUST TOUCH THE LIGHTBULBS!!!!
Oh. Right. Because THATS the freaking point, you pile of dumb, hateful, ignorant, incompetent assholes.
March 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Oh. Right. Because THATS the freaking point, you pile of dumb, hateful, ignorant, incompetent assholes.
Hey guys remember just a few weeks ago when we didn’t have to RATION EGGS? Huh I wonder what’s changed.
February 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hey guys remember just a few weeks ago when we didn’t have to RATION EGGS? Huh I wonder what’s changed.
In other words, "We're not giving you a raise. Please straighten up your cubicle."
January 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In other words, "We're not giving you a raise. Please straighten up your cubicle."
This is Girl. She’s the only female in the whole galaxy, so everyone just calls her, Girl.
At one point she tried insisting that she be called Woman… but they all ignored her.
So, she’s just Girl. #wrongstarwars
At one point she tried insisting that she be called Woman… but they all ignored her.
So, she’s just Girl. #wrongstarwars
January 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
This is Girl. She’s the only female in the whole galaxy, so everyone just calls her, Girl.
At one point she tried insisting that she be called Woman… but they all ignored her.
So, she’s just Girl. #wrongstarwars
At one point she tried insisting that she be called Woman… but they all ignored her.
So, she’s just Girl. #wrongstarwars
JoJo is David Smithick’s sidekick. Or, maybe he prefers “henchman.” They’re always together.
JoJo is the first to laugh at David’s cruel jokes with his mean little cackle, and encourages his foulness at every turn.
He’s a cruel little shit, but his python is pretty rad. #wrongstarwars
JoJo is the first to laugh at David’s cruel jokes with his mean little cackle, and encourages his foulness at every turn.
He’s a cruel little shit, but his python is pretty rad. #wrongstarwars
January 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
JoJo is David Smithick’s sidekick. Or, maybe he prefers “henchman.” They’re always together.
JoJo is the first to laugh at David’s cruel jokes with his mean little cackle, and encourages his foulness at every turn.
He’s a cruel little shit, but his python is pretty rad. #wrongstarwars
JoJo is the first to laugh at David’s cruel jokes with his mean little cackle, and encourages his foulness at every turn.
He’s a cruel little shit, but his python is pretty rad. #wrongstarwars
David Smithick is truly the bad guy of this saga. A deeply narcissistic man, he will harm you. Toxic gaslighting is his specialty, and his dishonesty is a force of nature. At least, that’s how his ex describes him. #wrongstarwars
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
David Smithick is truly the bad guy of this saga. A deeply narcissistic man, he will harm you. Toxic gaslighting is his specialty, and his dishonesty is a force of nature. At least, that’s how his ex describes him. #wrongstarwars
Looks like it’s gonna be a good evening to stay in and see if the Ravens can win another round in the playoffs.
January 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Looks like it’s gonna be a good evening to stay in and see if the Ravens can win another round in the playoffs.
Mr. Perkins is the principle at Besser Elementary School. He’s really uncomfortable having to discipline the little ones - but understands it’s a part of the job.
He’s much more comfortable with the mundane administrative elements of his role. #wrongstarwars
He’s much more comfortable with the mundane administrative elements of his role. #wrongstarwars
January 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Mr. Perkins is the principle at Besser Elementary School. He’s really uncomfortable having to discipline the little ones - but understands it’s a part of the job.
He’s much more comfortable with the mundane administrative elements of his role. #wrongstarwars
He’s much more comfortable with the mundane administrative elements of his role. #wrongstarwars
Whelp. Seems that’s it for TikTok.
For now, anyway.
🤷🏼♂️
For now, anyway.
🤷🏼♂️
January 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Whelp. Seems that’s it for TikTok.
For now, anyway.
🤷🏼♂️
For now, anyway.
🤷🏼♂️
Every town has little girls with big dreams - and every town needs a dance instructor to help them take their first steps.
Rikki’s dreams ended with a failed audition for an Exscape tour. Now back home, he hides his broken heart while preparing the girls for spring recital. #wrongstarwars
Rikki’s dreams ended with a failed audition for an Exscape tour. Now back home, he hides his broken heart while preparing the girls for spring recital. #wrongstarwars
January 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Every town has little girls with big dreams - and every town needs a dance instructor to help them take their first steps.
Rikki’s dreams ended with a failed audition for an Exscape tour. Now back home, he hides his broken heart while preparing the girls for spring recital. #wrongstarwars
Rikki’s dreams ended with a failed audition for an Exscape tour. Now back home, he hides his broken heart while preparing the girls for spring recital. #wrongstarwars
At the #CreativeAlliance ready for some #Elvis Birthday Fight Club action!
January 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
At the #CreativeAlliance ready for some #Elvis Birthday Fight Club action!
David Rankin is a manager at the Meijers. He worked hard to get where he is. He wishes he’d worked harder to get somewhere else. He should probably care more about shoplifting, but is really just kinda going through the motions with all that. It’s almost his break time. #wrongstarwars
January 17, 2025 at 9:03 AM
David Rankin is a manager at the Meijers. He worked hard to get where he is. He wishes he’d worked harder to get somewhere else. He should probably care more about shoplifting, but is really just kinda going through the motions with all that. It’s almost his break time. #wrongstarwars
This is Rick, Ron’s older brother. He’s on parole for selling weed to middle school kids. His mustache is real, his personality is not. #wrongstarwars
January 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
This is Rick, Ron’s older brother. He’s on parole for selling weed to middle school kids. His mustache is real, his personality is not. #wrongstarwars
PEAK Star Wars Goonies E.T.!!!
January 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
PEAK Star Wars Goonies E.T.!!!
This is Rob Fleuder. He’s a high school student. He’s pretty lazy, and often in trouble for not doing his homework. He’s not very important. #wrongstarwars
January 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is Rob Fleuder. He’s a high school student. He’s pretty lazy, and often in trouble for not doing his homework. He’s not very important. #wrongstarwars
Thank you @williampetruzzo.com - Merry Christmas to you, Mike and Bailey! 🎄🎅
December 24, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Thank you @williampetruzzo.com - Merry Christmas to you, Mike and Bailey! 🎄🎅
THE GOLDEN BOOBS OF DUNDALK!
December 9, 2024 at 1:52 AM
THE GOLDEN BOOBS OF DUNDALK!