When I die, send my remains to Dangler
July 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When I die, send my remains to Dangler
Me listening to everyone freak out about the economy when I already overdrafted my account this week
April 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Me listening to everyone freak out about the economy when I already overdrafted my account this week
My therapist every week
March 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My therapist every week
When people ask me if therapy even works if I’ve been doing it and still clinically depressed for like 20 years
February 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When people ask me if therapy even works if I’ve been doing it and still clinically depressed for like 20 years
Reading my bank statement
February 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reading my bank statement
Mustering up the will to do one (1) task in January
January 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Mustering up the will to do one (1) task in January
It’s her birthday.
January 7, 2025 at 1:35 AM
It’s her birthday.
It’s such a timeless and relatable movie because the protagonist considers offing himself over money 🎄
December 25, 2024 at 3:31 PM
It’s such a timeless and relatable movie because the protagonist considers offing himself over money 🎄
She loves to tour the great cities of North America
December 20, 2024 at 8:28 PM
She loves to tour the great cities of North America
When shawty swaddle you in a lamé blanket ❤️
December 5, 2024 at 3:50 AM
When shawty swaddle you in a lamé blanket ❤️
This mf look like the Pringles guy
November 30, 2024 at 1:44 AM
This mf look like the Pringles guy
Everyone described the turkey I made yesterday as cunty
November 29, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Everyone described the turkey I made yesterday as cunty
This guy is the overmind of all fiveheads. When he dies, our psychic link will be severed.
November 27, 2024 at 6:31 PM
This guy is the overmind of all fiveheads. When he dies, our psychic link will be severed.
Let’s play four fictional characters you identify with for better or worse
November 24, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Let’s play four fictional characters you identify with for better or worse
When someone tells me not to worry about things I can’t control
November 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
When someone tells me not to worry about things I can’t control
She’s keeping up on labor issues
November 12, 2024 at 10:44 PM
She’s keeping up on labor issues
Good job Dottie
October 31, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Good job Dottie
Fugly chump with a receding hairline who has inexplicably pulled a bunch of baddies and now bloviates into a microphone about mental health. It’s my biography.
August 21, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Fugly chump with a receding hairline who has inexplicably pulled a bunch of baddies and now bloviates into a microphone about mental health. It’s my biography.