m a y h e m

Or hear me out... do it anyway?

Hai internet,

My collection of Jakks Pacific WWF/E foam belts is officially complete.

Another successful Limitless day for the world's sleepiest barber boi.

Goodnight from Greenleaf's spare room.

@lwmaine.bsky.social

#ElbowsUp, mfkers.

Always.

I failed this seven frickin' times.

It says there's three.
Which ones?

I used to have one of these.
I have no idea where it is.

Someone sells them on Etsy for $20.

With all the other crap in my basement, I must be sitting on a goldmine.

Using my late gramp's Garmin.

Apparently it's 25+ years old, because the poor thing has NO IDEA the highway exists.

My profile is really frickin' cute.

Tell everyone you know.

It's like finding out your dad has a second family a couple miles up the road.

@perryvonvicious.bsky.social
@grindpuro.bsky.social
@blitzkriegpro.bsky.social