Braden Keith
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Braden Keith
@braden-keith.bsky.social
Editor-in-Chief @swimswamnews
A tier commentary for A tier drama at the ASUN Championships.
February 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Michigan crusssshheed the meet record.

Ohio State also under the record with an all freshman relay.

Big Ten always gets caught in the wash because they start after ACC/SEC but big things are happening in Columbus.
February 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Elite comment. Take notes, kids.
February 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Been listening to a lot of Bliss N Esso and @tophousetheband lately and so my Spotify weekly served up this band on my Discover Weekly. A bit on the nose but I’m here for it. (Exactly what it sounds like, bluegrass band with a rapper).
January 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
SJSU Coach roasting Nevada for pulling out of their dual meet this weekend. Do we love it or hate it? X loves it, Facebook hates it.
January 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
First offense: beating Alabama in football ($100k)
Second offense: beating Tennessee in basketball ($250k)
Third offense: beating Kentucky in basketball ($500k)

Vanderbilt is gonna spend a men's swim team's annual budget on storming the court.
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Leon Marchand at the Australian open (because he's now training in Australia)
January 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
$130 for an all-session pass (7 sessions). Not a bad deal.

Average College Football playoff ticket is $2500. So that means CFP is roughly 140x the value of NCAA swimming championships, per session.

I didn't invent math don't @ me.
January 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
These were the two names I was hearing most loudly in the rumor mill. If anybody else shows up this season, it would be a surprise to me.
January 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
When I was at A&M, they built a new indoor track that was one of the best of the country. Pat Henry, A&M's track coach at the time (one of the GOATs) had them install a sprint straightaway separate from the rest of the track, right up against the spectator seating so they'd get a front row view.
January 17, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Everyone say 'hi Ken!"
January 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Bruh. Starting to wonder if the comments section is actually THE oracle.
January 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Everyone remembers Jimmy Carter's Olympic boycott. But he also signed the Ted Stevens Amateur Sports Act into law. Two years apart, one of the highest and one of the lowest moments in American Olympic history.
December 30, 2024 at 11:03 PM
There's a college in New York where they keep track of the individual all-time scorers in program history and I think that's awesome.

athletics.baruch.cuny.edu/news/2024/12...
Youssef Elkhouly Becomes Baruch Men's Swimming All-Time Scorer! - Baruch College Athletics
The Baruch College Swimming Team is proud to announce that a major all-time school record has been broken by senior star Youssef Elkhouly.
athletics.baruch.cuny.edu
December 27, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I formally demand that the US Olympic Team and Ralph Lauren use these as the LA2028 Olympic team uniforms. #beyoncebowl
December 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
He’s 17!! Only Jordan Crooks has been faster this year at any age, and only by .09! I’m cackling!

This is the same time Tom Shields went in 2016 when he became the first man under 44 seconds in the 100 fly.
December 13, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Name a World Record that Gretchen Walsh would break if she swam it right now.

I'll go first: 100 back.
December 13, 2024 at 7:15 PM
What do you notice about these splits? One really interesting thing stands out to me...
December 13, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Gretchen Walsh 55.1??? Hosszu's record two months ago was 56.5. So 1.4 seconds off a 100m World Record in less than two months? And a second World Record in 30 minutes?

That's crazy talk.
December 13, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Americans win the 100, Canadians win the 2 fly and Chinese win the 100 breast, which is really helping keep this shared podium thing chill.

Imagine if like...Russia and Ukraine had to share a podium step.
December 12, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Ilya Kharun comment reader confirmed 👀
December 12, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The top 4 in the men's 100 free at SC Worlds are all NCAA swimmers. Could this be the podium at the NCAA Championships in March?
December 12, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Okay, I don't like the flag-planting either, but whichever commissioner said it said it best: Coaches just need to handle this by teaching their athletes to be better. We don't need all kind of rules regulating it, and sure as shit don't need it to be A FRIGGIN' FELONY.
December 11, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Pretty good flinch by Zhigalov. Should this be a DQ?
December 11, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Oh now there's a double crown, which is a triple crown from the World Cup + a win in the same event at SC Worlds. AKA a Quad?

#SCWorlds
December 11, 2024 at 4:44 PM