True!

America came with warning labels

Thanks so much! I will have to look more into it then!

Real ones know those angles are all wrong for turtle mating

You're telling me not only do they combine anatomical features of beavers, ducks, and snakes, but they also combine their modes of locomotion?!

Amazing! How readily can this be done with publicly accessible scans available in digital repositories? I don't work with scans, but I imagine creating custom renderings like this being useful for when I teach vertebrate anatomy. Being able to produce selected views of model animals would be great.

The theme is that this is a gecko who knows what evils have been wrought by human hands and the gecko is taking vengeance for nature.

"But some experts are less eager to jump to that conclusion" Who are these experts that don't want that to be true? This doesn't sound like the thinking of any biologist I would trust

I'm a turtle scientist!

As a turtle scientist I approve this and all your messages.

I'm guessing this is AI generated. If it is, then it is a great argument in favor of AI. No one would have put in the time to make this but thanks to AI it now exists, and we can see that we needed it all along.

Fun fact: the majority of components of a traditional Thanksgiving meal are neither dinosaurs nor crocodiles. (I'm not sure about sweet potatoes...)

As someone working at an all-men college (yes, I was weirded out too when I first heard of it), I think your comments re: presenting a positive modern version of masculinity ring esp. true. Lot of reading and talking about this here. With conversation and reflection, I see growth happen.

How about this? esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...