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Dr. Nick Cavanaugh’s Defense Lawyer
@bradblues2.bsky.social
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What is contained in this image, from top to bottom: ass, ballsack, thighs, face, hair, back of knees, calves, striped shirt, clenched fist, ankles, feet.
August 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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how it be to not give a piss
A man is genuflect and another man is stepping on the nape of his neck and pissing on the side of his head
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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They reproduce, evolve:
iPhone notes app screenshot, read like this: The only peanut butter I’ve ever had to stir is the ones so braggadocious to say ‘no need to stir!’ Didnt even know peanut butter needed A microwaved burrito wrapped in the palest scab… What’s up with anime OPs? I’m folded here against my folding chair staring at my cheap laptop with its plastic bezels peeling away, and squared away between all of it is a list of videos on youtube.com of various types: anime OP analysis, anime OP quizzes, plaino ani op, covers, sheets and sneezes BUT WHY WHY WHY? WONDERWHORE I’m just a digital charicture, a wacky stereotype baked within the narrative, absolutely unlovable, unapproachable and inhuman. I’m just your idea I used to think “I’ll be gone too soon, ain’t that an oddly sassy beat.” Was a quote from
August 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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I have a whole book of these:
Screenshot of iPhone notes app, it says: pyschodysleptic diurnal. My face deliquesce to trepidated obituary. Brisked through the layered cake of architrave and jamb. ‘Twas a plexor? No, far too dentate I’m afraid and far too late to adjust my now bulleted, leptosomatic knee. The pedagogical fiction , the commonality of ‘classics’. They formed a box surrounding me, making me the balky simpatico-center of the quincunx. Desperation picked away at the wet shale murate. The drawing, a line gestalt. Brad, a derivative sobriquet. The escutcheon around the keyhole facsimiled a older generic keyhole symbol— one with a circle sprouting a skirt from the bottom— despite it ( the real keyhole) being for a modern day toothy one. The fealty to king was fracked by mischievity. Creosoted wood expansed the building. Uremic waste was surely somatic, his mind not so vile.
August 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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It goes on like this for quite a while:
Screenshot of iPhone notes app, it says: interviews you know the inperson ones instead of the ones where they make you install some shit on your laptop named PANOPTICONSTONERHOMOSEXUALHOMOCIDE.exe that fucking blares at you anytime you stop making eye contact with the blank wall you’re FaceTimeing because the interviewer is taking an audible shit and piss offscreen and it’s just not fair and it sucks and anal prolapse and I hate it and you know I can’t reallly
August 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Portion of an ancient outline, indecipherable now:
Screenshot of iPhone notes app, says the following: First rule as a writer is to know your audience, maybe myself the audience, have you considered autofellatio, like metaphorically in regards to me? Throw coat hanger Incest planet comic Moms upset she wanted me to be with family, mine didn’t really car, well they didn’t care Cig, I’m outta fluid, everyone is The month is a toddler, terrible twos
August 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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They didn’t like the threesome memoir
Screenshot displaying my profile page and my series of of very corrupted profile pictures
July 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Her casual outfits are this military garb. Insane and very real character. I’ve only known one girl distinctively like her
Glasses girl wearing a military garb in the midst of hoodie and T-shirt wearing hoodlums.
April 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Valentines Weekend Movie Marathon and she let me pick
The spines of two blu rays and six DVDs are displayed; the two blu rays are: Ida, and The Favourite; The six DVDs are: Buffalo ‘66, Let The Right One In, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Thirst, Mulholland Dr., and It Follows.
February 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Nicolas Cage in Wild at Heart with subtitles saying “And I want to apologize to you gentlemen” Nicolas Cage in Wild at Heart with subtitles saying “for referring to you as homosexuals.”
January 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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When you’re reading the Nutrition Facts ingredients list and they hit you with the “and/or”
They’re using the same photo from the “girls from multiple dimensions where the concept of sound doesn’t exist keep kissing me” post. Lazy piece of shit
December 18, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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For all those who don’t care but for whom I care for more than anyone can care to quantify.
A Spotify Wrapped. The top 5 artists are listed as the following, respectively: BOAT, Kendrick Lamar, HYPER GAL, Throwing Muses, Ryoko Moriyama.
December 4, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 8:27 AM
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Corporeal bong rips for the virtual mind
Gitaroo Man giving a peace sign in the middle of the Great Fairy Fountain from the legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D
May 31, 2024 at 10:17 AM
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Us ♥️
A portrait of Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium and Barry from Saltburn are lounging together in a background from the film A Tree of Palme; between the two characters is an heart emoji, specifically the one meant to denote the heart suit of playing cards. The image looks like it was created on a 3ds… it was.
December 27, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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The DEA have these on every cubicle wall and they slobber on them like fuckin saltlicks
A close-up shot of a LSD blottersheet—about 8 full-bodied tabs fill the frame of the picture—with a skull and crossbones featured on every segmented tab; A watermark stating “DEA” is in the bottom-right corner. This photo kicks and sucks ass.
November 6, 2023 at 2:50 AM
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Me going schizophrenic from all the girls in parallel dimensions kissing me (the concept of sound doesn’t exist in those dimensions and I can’t tell them to stop):
A photo of a person’s head with long hair screaming; mouth stretched as long as it could be. The photo is digitally altered to look like shit.
October 25, 2023 at 7:02 AM
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A girl on snaps opener was a bit about her having hemorrhoids and then I told her my penis could do this and she unadded me
Internal hemorrhoids stapler; a tube is inserted the rectum and the hemorrhoids are inserted in the tube, seemingly ready to crimped/stapled by the lidlike circular stapler hoisted up by a pole coming from the interior of the tube.
October 19, 2023 at 12:52 PM
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People call me a sicko for putting jokes in the alt tex; well I say blind people DESERVE COMEDY TOO, you freakos
If you’re blind, I love you 😘; if you’re reading this with your eyes… YOU DONT BELONG HERE AND IM GOING TO PEEL YOUR TOES LIKE STRING CHEESE
October 13, 2023 at 11:56 PM
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Shoutout to my sponsor! They made this wonderful content possible!!!
Lockheed Martin Corp stocks going to the MOOOON on October 9 of 2023
October 10, 2023 at 2:52 AM
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If I feed this to my cat and she doesn’t convulse until she’s turned into a Labrador and fucking explode I’m going to fucking fucking sue
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October 10, 2023 at 2:44 AM
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where’s the coke
Dumdum angel confirming my identity and saying “This user is an angel sent from heaven”
October 9, 2023 at 5:55 PM
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“I should invent anime bitches.” ~ This guy probably
A controversial move in history; Fish begins to walk on land
October 7, 2023 at 3:07 AM