sword is fucking awesome

addin'g a'n apostrophe alway's lift's hi's mood

i have calmed down and fixed everything with a second dairy queen smores blizzard. i was so panicked while typing this.

i would go here

hes tired of eating pizza all day. he didnt read the fine print on his contract, and now he is forced to eat pizza for eternity.

omg tiny little living chopsticks