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"It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!"
August 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"It would be a shame! The blood would mix with the meat, and we'd have to leave it in vinegar for the whole night!"
Questions for the philosophers!!
May 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Questions for the philosophers!!
When I gotta remind people that I'm calmer than they are!
April 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
When I gotta remind people that I'm calmer than they are!
Obviously you're not a golfer!
March 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Obviously you're not a golfer!
What I hear when the president gets insulted by Zelensky.
February 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What I hear when the president gets insulted by Zelensky.
When I finally find eggs at the store!
February 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
When I finally find eggs at the store!
"Stop! We'll leave, but someday you'll be eating a fast food burger, and boom! You'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo!"
February 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
"Stop! We'll leave, but someday you'll be eating a fast food burger, and boom! You'll be crawling with us again. Ever wonder what makes special sauce so special? Yo!"
Great, now I gotta watch Army of Darkness!
February 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Great, now I gotta watch Army of Darkness!
Hold up, let the wolfman cook!
February 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Hold up, let the wolfman cook!
Listening to Jesse Watters
February 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Listening to Jesse Watters
In my heart. I always be a New Yorker!❤️
February 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
In my heart. I always be a New Yorker!❤️
Fucking Fascists!
February 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Fucking Fascists!
I can't help but wonder if there was a stipulation in Jeff Goldblum's contract that he had to have a sexy pose in Jurassic Park. 🤔
January 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I can't help but wonder if there was a stipulation in Jeff Goldblum's contract that he had to have a sexy pose in Jurassic Park. 🤔
If red shirt guy can't get a claim, are any of us safe?! 😞
January 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If red shirt guy can't get a claim, are any of us safe?! 😞
Ya gotta appreciate Robert Eggers work!!
January 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Ya gotta appreciate Robert Eggers work!!
To the Mexican Firefighters!!
January 12, 2025 at 9:11 PM
To the Mexican Firefighters!!
Despite a shitty season, at least the Jets beat the Dolphins!😁
January 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Despite a shitty season, at least the Jets beat the Dolphins!😁
