Brynne Beams
@bp-brynne.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️Actress, Comedienne, & mediocre TikTok Creator. Friendly trans mail lady. Former Mulerider Cheerleader. I like angry music and dad jokes.
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I pay extra for Prime without ads for a reason. For some fucking reason, there are still movies with ads. This is horseshit and I’m gonna flip out. Is Jeffrey so rich he can fly to space, but still too broke to have movies without ads?
January 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I pay extra for Prime without ads for a reason. For some fucking reason, there are still movies with ads. This is horseshit and I’m gonna flip out. Is Jeffrey so rich he can fly to space, but still too broke to have movies without ads?
For all my fellow #trans women looking for a positive spa experience in Arkansas, I highly recommend the baths at The Arlington in Hot Springs. I got “The Works” package for $115 and have never felt more relaxed afterwards. Susan & Chris got me feeling 25 again.
January 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
For all my fellow #trans women looking for a positive spa experience in Arkansas, I highly recommend the baths at The Arlington in Hot Springs. I got “The Works” package for $115 and have never felt more relaxed afterwards. Susan & Chris got me feeling 25 again.
Just got one of my wisdom teeth pulled. Face is numb, but I got to keep the tooth. Now if only the doctor who performs my orchi is as cool as my dentist.
December 18, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Just got one of my wisdom teeth pulled. Face is numb, but I got to keep the tooth. Now if only the doctor who performs my orchi is as cool as my dentist.
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I couldn't agree more.
December 18, 2024 at 3:00 PM
I couldn't agree more.
Am I high or does The Rock look like a hotdog in a winter coat? #redone #highthoughts
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Am I high or does The Rock look like a hotdog in a winter coat? #redone #highthoughts
I know I’m a day late for #tiddytuesday , but have some feelin’ cheeky #yallternative trans girl tiddies.
December 4, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I know I’m a day late for #tiddytuesday , but have some feelin’ cheeky #yallternative trans girl tiddies.
This time last year I tripped delivering a mattress and fractured a vertebrae. Today, I have one stop that has 3 mattresses for delivery. Y’all wish me luck. 😅
November 29, 2024 at 3:35 PM
This time last year I tripped delivering a mattress and fractured a vertebrae. Today, I have one stop that has 3 mattresses for delivery. Y’all wish me luck. 😅
Doubling up on Thanksgiving. Lunch with a friend’s family and dinner with my family. Currently in a house with some bomb ass Mexicans playing video games and getting mad tea about the tio who fell for a catfish. I feel like my family can’t compete.
November 28, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Doubling up on Thanksgiving. Lunch with a friend’s family and dinner with my family. Currently in a house with some bomb ass Mexicans playing video games and getting mad tea about the tio who fell for a catfish. I feel like my family can’t compete.
“I think it needs to be tied tighter.”
Things you can say at Thanksgiving dinner and in the dungeon:
🦃 ‘Are you sure that’s going to fit?’
🥧 ‘That was intense, but I’m ready for round two.’
What’s your best kinksgiving one-liner? Drop it below! 😂🖤 #KinkHumor #Kinksgiving”
🦃 ‘Are you sure that’s going to fit?’
🥧 ‘That was intense, but I’m ready for round two.’
What’s your best kinksgiving one-liner? Drop it below! 😂🖤 #KinkHumor #Kinksgiving”
November 27, 2024 at 7:23 PM
“I think it needs to be tied tighter.”
Going through the process of legally changing my name before January and called the County Clerk’s office to find out the filing fee. When I tell you my butthole puckered when she said it was $165… Miss ma’am, in this economy? During the holiday season? Anyone want feet pics?
November 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Going through the process of legally changing my name before January and called the County Clerk’s office to find out the filing fee. When I tell you my butthole puckered when she said it was $165… Miss ma’am, in this economy? During the holiday season? Anyone want feet pics?
Things I’ve talked about to people on my mail route: the weather, movies, music, local events, and (as of 10 o’clock this morning) pocket pussies. 🤔
November 27, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Things I’ve talked about to people on my mail route: the weather, movies, music, local events, and (as of 10 o’clock this morning) pocket pussies. 🤔
After four and a half years of #sobriety, I can safely say that in no time during that period have I wanted a drink more than I have over the last month. Something about society’s descent into madness makes you want to polish off a handle of rot-gut whiskey and black out in a McDonald’s PlayPlace.
November 26, 2024 at 4:58 AM
After four and a half years of #sobriety, I can safely say that in no time during that period have I wanted a drink more than I have over the last month. Something about society’s descent into madness makes you want to polish off a handle of rot-gut whiskey and black out in a McDonald’s PlayPlace.
This message is to all transgender congressional staffers: Nancy Mace’s desk looks an awful lot like a gender neutral bathroom.
November 25, 2024 at 4:05 AM
This message is to all transgender congressional staffers: Nancy Mace’s desk looks an awful lot like a gender neutral bathroom.
Some thoughts on #transgender bathroom policy:
1. The people bitching about “biological men” in women’s spaces have clearly never met a trans man.
2. They all bitch about their kids being exposed to “transgender ideology”.
3. They also bitch about kids being indoctrinated into hating America. 1/3
1. The people bitching about “biological men” in women’s spaces have clearly never met a trans man.
2. They all bitch about their kids being exposed to “transgender ideology”.
3. They also bitch about kids being indoctrinated into hating America. 1/3
November 24, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Some thoughts on #transgender bathroom policy:
1. The people bitching about “biological men” in women’s spaces have clearly never met a trans man.
2. They all bitch about their kids being exposed to “transgender ideology”.
3. They also bitch about kids being indoctrinated into hating America. 1/3
1. The people bitching about “biological men” in women’s spaces have clearly never met a trans man.
2. They all bitch about their kids being exposed to “transgender ideology”.
3. They also bitch about kids being indoctrinated into hating America. 1/3
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but have an edible with your pasta and get weird. You deserve it. 💜
November 24, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but have an edible with your pasta and get weird. You deserve it. 💜
Don’t get me wrong, I love living in the South. The music, the food, the cultural diversity; all top tier. But I’m seriously considering bouncing out and moving somewhere more hospitable.
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 AM
Don’t get me wrong, I love living in the South. The music, the food, the cultural diversity; all top tier. But I’m seriously considering bouncing out and moving somewhere more hospitable.
So I’m a mail carrier with the USPS in Arkansas. Twice this week, one of the residents on my route has tried to get me to come to his evangelical church. I thought telling him I’m a pagan would be the end of it, so then I told him I’m queer and he said, “It’s not too late. God loves you.” The fuck?!
November 20, 2024 at 1:18 AM
So I’m a mail carrier with the USPS in Arkansas. Twice this week, one of the residents on my route has tried to get me to come to his evangelical church. I thought telling him I’m a pagan would be the end of it, so then I told him I’m queer and he said, “It’s not too late. God loves you.” The fuck?!
I ain’t posted here in a hot minute. Lemme get stoney bologna and see where the night takes me.
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November 17, 2024 at 7:08 AM
I ain’t posted here in a hot minute. Lemme get stoney bologna and see where the night takes me.
Had a hotel hookup with one of my frat bros last night. These pics were clearly the before, but the after photos will remain a closely guarded secret. 🌶️
March 24, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Had a hotel hookup with one of my frat bros last night. These pics were clearly the before, but the after photos will remain a closely guarded secret. 🌶️
A night in with good company & a good book. It’s nice to have some time to just relax.
February 18, 2024 at 4:19 AM
A night in with good company & a good book. It’s nice to have some time to just relax.
Happy Mardi Gras! Yankee Candle needs to make a scent for the holiday. It would smell like piss, stale beer, & vomit, but you’d be transported right to the French Quarter. Public nudity not included. Laissez les bons temps rouler! ⚜️💜💚💛
February 14, 2024 at 4:33 AM
Happy Mardi Gras! Yankee Candle needs to make a scent for the holiday. It would smell like piss, stale beer, & vomit, but you’d be transported right to the French Quarter. Public nudity not included. Laissez les bons temps rouler! ⚜️💜💚💛
Took a quick pic this morning getting ready for work. My body’s not where I want it to be just yet, but I am loving the progress and appreciate every curve.
February 7, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Took a quick pic this morning getting ready for work. My body’s not where I want it to be just yet, but I am loving the progress and appreciate every curve.
Rewatching True Blood has shown me just why I have a thing for older guys who are super strong and refer to me as, “mine.” 😅🫠
January 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Rewatching True Blood has shown me just why I have a thing for older guys who are super strong and refer to me as, “mine.” 😅🫠
If it weren’t for that wicked little smirk, you might think I was a good girl, but that damn grin screams brat.
December 14, 2023 at 2:05 PM
If it weren’t for that wicked little smirk, you might think I was a good girl, but that damn grin screams brat.