In Australia we don't need 'a good guy with a gun'. We just have top blokes like Ahmed Al Ahmed with balls the size of grapefruits. #bondibeach #guncontrol

Fun with #ai today. Go home #microsoft #copilot, you're clearly drunk.

Amazing we're not having a bigger discussion about Nuke power. Intergenerational debt, danger and pollution deserves more resistance. #auspol

Trumpet of Patriots? More like Vuvezela of Imbeciles amirite? #auspol

Anyone else found this age of disinformation has really taken the fun out of April fools? That's just every day now.

Anyone selling a guillotine in decent condition? Asking for a friend...

Parasitoid wasps lay their eggs in the bodies of other creatures. The eggs hatch into larvae that consumes the host from the inside out. This seems relevant at the moment for reasons I can't quite connect....

The collapse of the US will be total within 18 months. They have no intention of allowing mid-term elections to proceed.

Let's keep momentum up after after renaming the Gulf of Mexico. Next stop: the USA becomes "The Republic Fuckheadistan"

Boots, boots, boots, boots, moving up and down again....

The progression of Elon Musk:
Phase 1. Probably Tony Stark.
Phase 2. Almost certainly Justin Hammer.
Phase 3. Oh fuck, it's Ted Faro.