There can only be one villain in a dinnertime drama of epic proportions. And in most cases, the blame is appropriately dished out to the dude behind the sauce.

Damn that traitor, Joe 👀

Could also resist the nuance entirely and say people “wrote” on bsky (isn’t it all just sky writing anyway 😆)

ha!! why be defined by our partnerships at all?! Be the master of your OWN domain - API Integrations only pls! ;)

If it’s catastrophic, a meteor shower. If not, just some atmospheric pressure

but the best season = every unwilling participant is revealed to have a sordid trolling history. their most toxic comments are reshared and they must decide whether love really does conquer all, or if the internets win again 👀

I like where you’re going with this…hunger-games style lottery; auto entry for 30somethings. no swapskis or volunteers. only way out is making it thru family visits. may the pods be ever in your favor