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what would cryin' boytano do?
@boytano.bsky.social
lots of opinions on a range of topics way outside my area of expertise
hey that's not how i was told it worked
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
interpreting cop reports, "threw
objects" means "said words" and "struck... Bovino in the head" means "Bovino heard them"
October 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
saw this in theaters as a kid and knew it had the makings of major franchise. Disney really blew it by not handing the reins over to a 8-year-old. look at this!
October 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
a thousand?!?
September 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
September 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Show me the first image that burned into your brain when you first discovered the horror genre.

Ghostbusters 2 gets a lot of hate but this image on the big screen gave an unsuspecting 6 year old nightmares that still cause a reflexive shudder to this day
August 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
August 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Two movies nobody would believe are by the same director:
August 17, 2025 at 3:27 AM
July 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from star wars, Star Trek, Dr who, or transformers
July 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"It's 2003. We bomb Iraq and expect to be welcomed as liberators.

It's 2025. We bomb Iran and expect to be welcomed as liberators."
July 4, 2025 at 9:33 PM
you know this will never happen because NYPD cops are addicted to overtime and NYC will always be the best place to get their fix
June 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"‘The Social Network Part II’ In Works At Sony With Aaron Sorkin Set To Write..."

"...And Direct"
June 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
NM tax collectors be like
May 20, 2025 at 11:36 PM
lol they did it again in Metroid II. spank bank material in pocket form
May 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Name a show you’re positive no one remembers, but you 📺

(and it was produced by Sam Raimi!!)
May 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
thanks @ethanwarren.bsky.social for sending this to me! i'm really looking forward to digging in
May 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
LORE IS STUPID UNLESS ITS TO BRING BACK THIS GUY
April 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
does anyone know how to short stocks? shorting bank stocks might be a smart move now
April 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
demanding your news sources take a moral stance is not antithetical to an objective fourth pillar; a free press is built upon certain ideals it wants to uphold based, at least, on self interest
April 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
March 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What is the coolest shot in movies?

#filmsky
February 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
honestly this is all i see when Musk has his kid with him (especially around Trump)
February 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
February 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM