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ok so we’re all here now
Gonna start pronounce it NEW York and NEW Jersey the way people outside of Connecticut call it NEW haven
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Industry is Succession for people who fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Now what the hell is even that
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
When I said I was going to the Pines, you thought I meant Fire Island?? Nah baby, we out here in the pine barrens, burying bodies and searching for the Jersey Devil.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
“Buy the dip!” - crypto bros, and me when I’m being a lil bad and getting a treat at the supermarket
November 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We need free mental health services in this country so Azealia Banks can go back to releasing bangers.
November 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hey drivers! Why do you insist on trying to hit every biker in New York City?!?
November 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
At this point it’s our right as Americans to see Bill Clinton’s penis. I want to see what all the fuss is about.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
PSL (Pumpkin as a Second Language)
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.
November 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
West coast straight guys talk gayer than east coast gay guys.
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Can anyone add me to like sixteen WhatsApp groups about Crypto? Thanks in advance
October 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Every day I wake up and am attacked simply for being a Nutmegger.
Living in America is so funny because some people are just born in the state of Connecticut. How do you even end up spawning in Connecticut
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I just think if your Halloween costume has to be shown in photo format next to the inspiration in order to make sense it’s not a good costume
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Jameela Jamil nonsense, recession indicator
On October 20, Jameela Jamil appeared on ‘The Romesh Ranganathan Show,’ where she was asked to give the host ‘some sort of viral moment or exclusive’ for the show. And boy, did she deliver!
Jameela Jamil ‘Accidentally Orgasmed’ at a DJ-ing Gig
On October 20, Jameela Jamil appeared on ‘The Romesh Ranganathan Show,’ where she was asked to give the host ‘some sort of viral moment or exclusive’ for the show. And boy, did she deliver!
www.thecut.com
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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what’s your costume?

“I’m Ina Garten from that one episode of Barefoot Contessa where she—“
October 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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some of yall are more mad about the east wing being demolished than people getting killed/deported etc idk
October 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.

Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Are they “mean gays” or are they just hotter than you and you’re projecting?
October 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The use of AI to marionette a woman whose tortured existence was spent trying to carve her own life and identity out of the space men forced her into is both damningly macabre and a surprisingly perfect encapsulation of the problems with this ghoulish use of technology.
October 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
“new york or nowhere” meanwhile you’re “summering in capri”
October 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Ubering in New York is loser behavior. Get your ass on the train.
October 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Water bottles are simultaneously getting very very large and very very small.
October 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM