#blueberryinflation #inflation
#blueberryinflation #inflation
Now a perfectly round, completely ripe fruit forever, filled to the brim with delicious blueberry juice! Not that he seems to mind it too much anymore... 💙
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
Now a perfectly round, completely ripe fruit forever, filled to the brim with delicious blueberry juice! Not that he seems to mind it too much anymore... 💙
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
And unfortunately for Alex, I'd say it doesn't seem like this will be stopping anytime soon...
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
And unfortunately for Alex, I'd say it doesn't seem like this will be stopping anytime soon...
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
But in case you couldn't tell from the size of the canvas... It's gonna be huge! 😏🫐
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
But in case you couldn't tell from the size of the canvas... It's gonna be huge! 😏🫐
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#blueberryinflation #inflation
Noel and Alex are here to remind you that love comes in all shapes and flavors!
#inflation #blueberryinflation #maleinflation #berryinflation
Noel and Alex are here to remind you that love comes in all shapes and flavors!
#inflation #blueberryinflation #maleinflation #berryinflation
It's ok, reinforcements are on the way. Although, they might just join the rest of them. Or if not that, they'll roll them back, and the whole kingdom will see the brave knights as a bunch of blue balloons.
Have I mentioned juicers haven't been invented yet?
It's ok, reinforcements are on the way. Although, they might just join the rest of them. Or if not that, they'll roll them back, and the whole kingdom will see the brave knights as a bunch of blue balloons.
Have I mentioned juicers haven't been invented yet?
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The website went down for maintenance issues shortly after, not that I could even reach the computer
You've never really been a fan of jukebox musicals, but the lead is a permanerry. He starts out fully deflated and swells with each number he sings, until he's being rolled around the stage for the finale.
You can't help but slip backstage, hoping for an autograph.
#FeBlueberry2025
You've never really been a fan of jukebox musicals, but the lead is a permanerry. He starts out fully deflated and swells with each number he sings, until he's being rolled around the stage for the finale.
You can't help but slip backstage, hoping for an autograph.
#FeBlueberry2025
Here at Berry Farm Corp., we know a happy berry is a productive one, so our berrybot is equipped with a new re-education program to help smooth a freshly made berry's transition into their new life!
#FeBlueberry2025
Here at Berry Farm Corp., we know a happy berry is a productive one, so our berrybot is equipped with a new re-education program to help smooth a freshly made berry's transition into their new life!
#FeBlueberry2025
"Babe, if you don't spit that gum out soon, you're gonna be stuck as a blueberry for good!" your boyfriend frets as watches you roll onto your belly.
"I-I can't stop chewing!" you reply frantically as you chomp away, panic and pressure rising in equal measure.
#FeBlueberry2025
"Babe, if you don't spit that gum out soon, you're gonna be stuck as a blueberry for good!" your boyfriend frets as watches you roll onto your belly.
"I-I can't stop chewing!" you reply frantically as you chomp away, panic and pressure rising in equal measure.
#FeBlueberry2025
"The latest model can do everything you need! It can roll you wherever you need to go, keep track of your pressure, and juice you as needed!" the technician explains.
You eye the rubbery bot. It rubs your juice bloated belly in slow circles, almost possessively.
#FeBlueberry2025
"The latest model can do everything you need! It can roll you wherever you need to go, keep track of your pressure, and juice you as needed!" the technician explains.
You eye the rubbery bot. It rubs your juice bloated belly in slow circles, almost possessively.
#FeBlueberry2025
In his old profile pictures, he's a typical surfer bro. Burly, shirtless and bronzed with a cocky smile.
You click on his latest pic. Perfectly round, leaking juice, and blue from head to toe. You admire his tan lines and flustered grin.
You click to chat. "Hey :)"
#FeBlueberry2025
In his old profile pictures, he's a typical surfer bro. Burly, shirtless and bronzed with a cocky smile.
You click on his latest pic. Perfectly round, leaking juice, and blue from head to toe. You admire his tan lines and flustered grin.
You click to chat. "Hey :)"
#FeBlueberry2025
"Intelligence loss is a common side effect, but we can-"
Your boyfriend cuts off the technician. "Nah, let him be dumb for a while. Always wanted to date a himbo..."
You smile, grunt and nod. Every squeeze of the machine sends more of your juice and IQ down the drain.
#FeBlueberry2025
"Intelligence loss is a common side effect, but we can-"
Your boyfriend cuts off the technician. "Nah, let him be dumb for a while. Always wanted to date a himbo..."
You smile, grunt and nod. Every squeeze of the machine sends more of your juice and IQ down the drain.
#FeBlueberry2025
Everyone in the class gawks as the roly poly professor waddles to the front of the lecture, tweed suit stretched over his round form.
"Today could be the most valuable lesson of your education, students! Let's talk lab safety and regulation of GMO fruit..." he booms.
#FeBlueberry2025
Everyone in the class gawks as the roly poly professor waddles to the front of the lecture, tweed suit stretched over his round form.
"Today could be the most valuable lesson of your education, students! Let's talk lab safety and regulation of GMO fruit..." he booms.
#FeBlueberry2025
The cameras flash as you stride down the runway. It's your first big fashion show, and the attention feels glorious.
You overhear a murmur from the crowd. "Is his face turning blue?" Your flat stomach emits a gurgle and suddenly surges outwards. Something is wrong...
#FeBlueberry2025
The cameras flash as you stride down the runway. It's your first big fashion show, and the attention feels glorious.
You overhear a murmur from the crowd. "Is his face turning blue?" Your flat stomach emits a gurgle and suddenly surges outwards. Something is wrong...
#FeBlueberry2025
"How many sticks is that now?"
"Five," you mumble in between chews.
"You're already huge." He's sprawled on top of you, grinning down at your sunken head. "Literally blimp-sized. Keep going, and you'll have your own gravity."
You consider this. "Gimme another."
#FeBlueberry2025
"How many sticks is that now?"
"Five," you mumble in between chews.
"You're already huge." He's sprawled on top of you, grinning down at your sunken head. "Literally blimp-sized. Keep going, and you'll have your own gravity."
You consider this. "Gimme another."
#FeBlueberry2025
You cry out, your body sloshing and quivering. "Fuck! I'm no good with horror movies, babe..."
Your husband chuckles and gives your gut a comforting rub. "Okay, maybe Berry Hack 2 was a bad pick."
You nod and gulp, staring at the juice-stained machete on screen.
#FeBlueberry2025
You cry out, your body sloshing and quivering. "Fuck! I'm no good with horror movies, babe..."
Your husband chuckles and gives your gut a comforting rub. "Okay, maybe Berry Hack 2 was a bad pick."
You nod and gulp, staring at the juice-stained machete on screen.
#FeBlueberry2025