Hummus Boy 🏳️🌈 🤼 🎮 📺
@boymeetshummus.bsky.social
30yo man melbourne - gay nerd - lover of wwe and nxt wrestling, video games, comic books and dogs! Here to make other nerdy pals, especially queer folk :)
WHY are we out here doing Raquel v Rhea at the PLE and not Nia v Tiffy? #wweraw #wwesmackdown #wrestlesky
June 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
WHY are we out here doing Raquel v Rhea at the PLE and not Nia v Tiffy? #wweraw #wwesmackdown #wrestlesky
chill out; it’s alright; kiss me; it’s nice to be alive
April 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
chill out; it’s alright; kiss me; it’s nice to be alive
Today i am thinking about the time my sort-of-ex told me it was a myth and that I had jumped on the bandwagon in claiming I remembered Pokemon being cancelled on the morning of 9/11. As if my ass wasn’t watching pokémon every goddamn morning or would have bothered lying about it. MEN!
March 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Today i am thinking about the time my sort-of-ex told me it was a myth and that I had jumped on the bandwagon in claiming I remembered Pokemon being cancelled on the morning of 9/11. As if my ass wasn’t watching pokémon every goddamn morning or would have bothered lying about it. MEN!
Boy fkn howdy Elimination Chamber brought the goods! So happy for Bianca, Naomi and Jade that they’ve got this awesome, meaty storyline. They all absolutely killed it last night - welcome to the big time, Jade. You were already there but now i reckon you’re READY to make it tour own. #wrestlesky
March 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Boy fkn howdy Elimination Chamber brought the goods! So happy for Bianca, Naomi and Jade that they’ve got this awesome, meaty storyline. They all absolutely killed it last night - welcome to the big time, Jade. You were already there but now i reckon you’re READY to make it tour own. #wrestlesky
The Penguin is an excellent damn tv show, up and down the board.
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The Penguin is an excellent damn tv show, up and down the board.
I have spent MONTHS promising @teamrycket.bsky.social that B-Fab really does have something while she and the Street Profits have been languishing doing nothing - and now she’s wrestling and the team up with Michin is working he finally sees it! Huzzah! #wrestlesky #smackdown #wwesmackdown
January 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I have spent MONTHS promising @teamrycket.bsky.social that B-Fab really does have something while she and the Street Profits have been languishing doing nothing - and now she’s wrestling and the team up with Michin is working he finally sees it! Huzzah! #wrestlesky #smackdown #wwesmackdown
Post 4 favorite horror movies
January 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Post 4 favorite horror movies
Post a princess
January 22, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Post a princess
Smackdown was fucking good this week! Incredible that Smackdown has time for a Piper Niven vs B-Fab match, but Raw has NOTHING to do for so many women. #wrestlesky #wwe #wweraw #raw #smackdown
January 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Smackdown was fucking good this week! Incredible that Smackdown has time for a Piper Niven vs B-Fab match, but Raw has NOTHING to do for so many women. #wrestlesky #wwe #wweraw #raw #smackdown
I also think it was bizarre booking to put Lyra and Dakota in a clean face vs face match for the Women’s Intercontinental Championship. Face vs face is always hard, and they did their best, but there was no story, and the crowd just did not seem to care most of the time. #wwe #wweraw #wrestlesky
January 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I also think it was bizarre booking to put Lyra and Dakota in a clean face vs face match for the Women’s Intercontinental Championship. Face vs face is always hard, and they did their best, but there was no story, and the crowd just did not seem to care most of the time. #wwe #wweraw #wrestlesky
It is straight up unacceptable that we are back to getting one women’s match a week on Raw. It’s a three hour show! And smackdown almost always managed to give us two women’s matches when it was a two hour show. There are SO many women on that roster! Where are they? #raw #wweraw #wrestlesky
January 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It is straight up unacceptable that we are back to getting one women’s match a week on Raw. It’s a three hour show! And smackdown almost always managed to give us two women’s matches when it was a two hour show. There are SO many women on that roster! Where are they? #raw #wweraw #wrestlesky
Hello! Me and my partner (the @teamrycket.bsky.social ) are starting to get into AEW - what’s the best show at the moment? #wrestlesky #aew
January 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Hello! Me and my partner (the @teamrycket.bsky.social ) are starting to get into AEW - what’s the best show at the moment? #wrestlesky #aew
I could make a VERY strong argument for a third Smackdown Six being the 2024 crowd of Bianca Belair, Naomi, Jade Carbill, Bayley, Nia and Tiffany Stratton! #wwe #wwesmackdown #wrestlesky
January 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I could make a VERY strong argument for a third Smackdown Six being the 2024 crowd of Bianca Belair, Naomi, Jade Carbill, Bayley, Nia and Tiffany Stratton! #wwe #wwesmackdown #wrestlesky
So: what for the street profits? they are a massively underutilized asset at the moment and it feels like past time for a change. So… what will it be? Heel turn? Tez solo run? Please speculate wildly and obsessively. #wwe #wwesmackdown #wrestlesky
January 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
So: what for the street profits? they are a massively underutilized asset at the moment and it feels like past time for a change. So… what will it be? Heel turn? Tez solo run? Please speculate wildly and obsessively. #wwe #wwesmackdown #wrestlesky
I freakin love you baby boy @teamrycket.bsky.social 😘😘😘
I just want to say I really love @boymeetshummus.bsky.social and he’s the best person in the world and my greatest friend and love of my life and I’m eternally grateful for the life we have together #queer #queersky
January 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I freakin love you baby boy @teamrycket.bsky.social 😘😘😘
And… and I’m not sure of the shape of it quite yet… a big fucking betrayal is coming in the Bayley/Naomi/Bianca/Jade space… and i’m so freakin excited.
January 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
And… and I’m not sure of the shape of it quite yet… a big fucking betrayal is coming in the Bayley/Naomi/Bianca/Jade space… and i’m so freakin excited.
Phrasing of ‘rich brew’ stolen from none other than one Mallory Rubin of the House of R podcast.
That fatal fourway was a rich fucking brew of character dynamics! And the match was fucking epic. Smackdown is so good and has been so good for so long in the Women’s Division. This whole year has felt planned from the start. #wwe #wwesmackdown #bayley #naomi #nia #biancabelair #tiffytime
January 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Phrasing of ‘rich brew’ stolen from none other than one Mallory Rubin of the House of R podcast.
That fatal fourway was a rich fucking brew of character dynamics! And the match was fucking epic. Smackdown is so good and has been so good for so long in the Women’s Division. This whole year has felt planned from the start. #wwe #wwesmackdown #bayley #naomi #nia #biancabelair #tiffytime
January 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
That fatal fourway was a rich fucking brew of character dynamics! And the match was fucking epic. Smackdown is so good and has been so good for so long in the Women’s Division. This whole year has felt planned from the start. #wwe #wwesmackdown #bayley #naomi #nia #biancabelair #tiffytime
January 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
TIFFY TIME HERE WE COME #wwe #wwesmackdown
January 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
TIFFY TIME HERE WE COME #wwe #wwesmackdown
I am currently listening to the audiobook of Fragile Remedy by Maria Ingrande Mora - stumbled upon it on libby looking for something gay with somewhat Cyberpunk 2077 vibes. I had never even heard of it before but am fkn loving it!
January 10, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I am currently listening to the audiobook of Fragile Remedy by Maria Ingrande Mora - stumbled upon it on libby looking for something gay with somewhat Cyberpunk 2077 vibes. I had never even heard of it before but am fkn loving it!
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video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
January 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
video games are an invaluable tool in teaching children to find and kill god
Storyline idea: we use Kayden/Katana’s current run in NXT to do a katana vs katana match between Katana Chance and Karmen Petrovic. If Karmen loses she has to ditch the sword. If loses she has to ditch the terrible fucking name. #wwenxt #nxt #wrestlesky
January 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Storyline idea: we use Kayden/Katana’s current run in NXT to do a katana vs katana match between Katana Chance and Karmen Petrovic. If Karmen loses she has to ditch the sword. If loses she has to ditch the terrible fucking name. #wwenxt #nxt #wrestlesky
A crossover between NXT and Cyberpunk 2077 could quite possibly be the most Me Shit to ever exist. Karmen’s already got the katana.
Full House and Okami.
The Tanners are going to paint with a magic brush. Surely nothing will go wrong?
The Tanners are going to paint with a magic brush. Surely nothing will go wrong?
January 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
A crossover between NXT and Cyberpunk 2077 could quite possibly be the most Me Shit to ever exist. Karmen’s already got the katana.