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if i could go back in time id wanna meet esnupi
danny. somewhere in the ether, hopefully in your heart
danny. somewhere in the ether, hopefully in your heart
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@boylord.bsky.social
· Sep 12
sometimes all it takes is a taco truck on your route to remind you that like…., life fucken Rules
hey siri how expensive is getting a binturong
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
hey siri how expensive is getting a binturong
coco peru shopping for a panettone save me
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
coco peru shopping for a panettone save me
yall ever put both airpods in and lay down witha banger or three? that shit hits
December 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
yall ever put both airpods in and lay down witha banger or three? that shit hits
want to play destiny but like when warlords ruin was new
December 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
want to play destiny but like when warlords ruin was new
created 64 copies of avenger of zendikar today :3
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 AM
created 64 copies of avenger of zendikar today :3
a porch collapsed under me today
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a porch collapsed under me today
THERES TOO MUCH HAPPENING
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
THERES TOO MUCH HAPPENING
need a grey matter adjustment so badly
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
need a grey matter adjustment so badly
woke up late and dunkin got rid of my hash brown wraps…… but im handsome and my coworker said i smelled really good
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
woke up late and dunkin got rid of my hash brown wraps…… but im handsome and my coworker said i smelled really good
you know its dire cause im makin my fourth soup this week
November 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
you know its dire cause im makin my fourth soup this week
if youve got a cutout of michael myers inside your storm door i want the worst thing that you could imagine (thats also kinda funny) to happen to you
October 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
if youve got a cutout of michael myers inside your storm door i want the worst thing that you could imagine (thats also kinda funny) to happen to you
god forbid we try to make others enjoy being at work!!!
October 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
god forbid we try to make others enjoy being at work!!!
was yelled at by a coworker today for… hold on… *checks notes* right right…. for trying to help someone case a route theyd never carried with a reputation for being horribly maintained and wildly missequenced
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
was yelled at by a coworker today for… hold on… *checks notes* right right…. for trying to help someone case a route theyd never carried with a reputation for being horribly maintained and wildly missequenced
if your ice cream boasts a “pastry creme swirl” legally, that shit better be at least a cm thick
October 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
if your ice cream boasts a “pastry creme swirl” legally, that shit better be at least a cm thick
exHAUSTED by brand saying “pumpkin flavored” when its JUST cinnamon and some nutmeg!!! cowards!!!! there should be at LEAST one can of pumpkinpuree in this 32 oz iced coffee
October 4, 2025 at 10:54 PM
exHAUSTED by brand saying “pumpkin flavored” when its JUST cinnamon and some nutmeg!!! cowards!!!! there should be at LEAST one can of pumpkinpuree in this 32 oz iced coffee
spaghettios at a dollar fifty a can….. isengard has fallen….
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
spaghettios at a dollar fifty a can….. isengard has fallen….
replacing the narrator with a traaaaagic downgrade halfway through a quartet of audiobooks is…….. diabolical
September 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
replacing the narrator with a traaaaagic downgrade halfway through a quartet of audiobooks is…….. diabolical
write a book where 4/5 of the content couldnt be replaced by the two characters having one honest ten minute conversation challenge
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
write a book where 4/5 of the content couldnt be replaced by the two characters having one honest ten minute conversation challenge
i have money again and it is with a heavy heart i must warn all cash shops: run.
September 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i have money again and it is with a heavy heart i must warn all cash shops: run.
need hot dogs and laying on a rooftop STAT
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
need hot dogs and laying on a rooftop STAT
oh yeah i went to sushi merry go round
September 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
oh yeah i went to sushi merry go round