Ellie🌻💖
@boygirl.bsky.social
the epitome of masculinity
@lavenderrealm.neocities.org💖
@lavenderrealm.neocities.org💖
my gf gets a boner everytime she looks at me so i fed her some cypro #chemicallycastrated
December 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
my gf gets a boner everytime she looks at me so i fed her some cypro #chemicallycastrated
domesticating her floret until my affini goes compact (?)
December 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
domesticating her floret until my affini goes compact (?)
gives you an evil kiss
(heheheheheh 😈 ) Mwah 👩❤️💋👩
(heheheheheh 😈 ) Mwah 👩❤️💋👩
October 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
gives you an evil kiss
(heheheheheh 😈 ) Mwah 👩❤️💋👩
(heheheheheh 😈 ) Mwah 👩❤️💋👩
being a useless top is so hot to me. im 28 no degree no job im a dumbass i've never solved a crossword and i STILL have a girl looking at me with adoring eyes ready to do everything i want
September 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
being a useless top is so hot to me. im 28 no degree no job im a dumbass i've never solved a crossword and i STILL have a girl looking at me with adoring eyes ready to do everything i want
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tugging an it/its from behind, call that a creaturound
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
tugging an it/its from behind, call that a creaturound
this top is punching her gfs tummy for an AMAZING reason
September 9, 2025 at 3:32 AM
this top is punching her gfs tummy for an AMAZING reason
im so demotivated to play videogames because i could spend that time reading yuri about girls hurting each other or hurting my gf
September 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
im so demotivated to play videogames because i could spend that time reading yuri about girls hurting each other or hurting my gf
Finally having my degree (in applied maths) makes me feel like being an S-class omega being courted by various alphas (finance companies)
August 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Finally having my degree (in applied maths) makes me feel like being an S-class omega being courted by various alphas (finance companies)
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(firmly gripping girlfriend's leash) sorry if we get worked up by the fireworks. she's a, uh, veteran
July 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
(firmly gripping girlfriend's leash) sorry if we get worked up by the fireworks. she's a, uh, veteran
(punching my girlfriend in the tummy): what are you gay or something
August 24, 2025 at 1:29 PM
(punching my girlfriend in the tummy): what are you gay or something
can you get addicted to punching girls in the tummy
August 24, 2025 at 11:22 AM
can you get addicted to punching girls in the tummy
my gf gets mad at me when I make a noise when she bites me really hard
August 24, 2025 at 8:57 AM
my gf gets mad at me when I make a noise when she bites me really hard
note to self: need to investigate big boss x venom snake selfcest 🤤
August 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
note to self: need to investigate big boss x venom snake selfcest 🤤
every morning my job asks "Big bed with the most beautiful girl in the entire world or let your body and mind get exploited for minimal monetary gain" and I just keep choosing wrong
August 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
every morning my job asks "Big bed with the most beautiful girl in the entire world or let your body and mind get exploited for minimal monetary gain" and I just keep choosing wrong
punching my gf for sexual reasons but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows I disagree with it
August 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
punching my gf for sexual reasons but shaking my head the entire time so everyone knows I disagree with it
Was will mein Arbeitgeber von mir
July 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Was will mein Arbeitgeber von mir
(18 year old fujoshi, reading yaoi about 25 year old men): I love old men yaoi!
July 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
(18 year old fujoshi, reading yaoi about 25 year old men): I love old men yaoi!
i tried doing this to my girlfriend and she was way too small i accidentally bonked her head
July 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i tried doing this to my girlfriend and she was way too small i accidentally bonked her head
Death Stranding so cool i took a shit in my room and it unlocked a new type of grenade
July 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Death Stranding so cool i took a shit in my room and it unlocked a new type of grenade
is it morally defensible to write job applications if you have a girlfriend
July 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
is it morally defensible to write job applications if you have a girlfriend
this young woman fell asleep yearning for her girlfriend. here's what happened to her brain
June 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
this young woman fell asleep yearning for her girlfriend. here's what happened to her brain
(speaking to my 18yo puppygirl who I own and is entirely financially dependent on me) do you want to play magic the gathering with me
May 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
(speaking to my 18yo puppygirl who I own and is entirely financially dependent on me) do you want to play magic the gathering with me
i love making nikki laugh its like a full time job for me
April 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
i love making nikki laugh its like a full time job for me