Not optional.

I’ll warrant the t-shirt is a third of the price. I’d say you fight capitalism, buy a flat cap AND nae look a dick while saving yourself the price of a pint.

Only fools do dry January. Do dry February for fucks sake - beyond the misery of January, it’s shorter for a start.

Aye, the one thing you need for competent and effective public administration is the be handy with the bantz.

THERE ARE OTTERS

Start Bilalovic and Milanovic. Get Karlsson and Topi in the bin.

Wasn’t even exciting enough to be dire. Just nothing happening.

You wouldn’t have missed anything like.

Watching it on Hibs TV now. No problems here. You need to register with them again like - think they’ve changed their supplier or something since the last time.

That Charli xcx record really is something.

Wish Laura Eleba Harring had enjoyed a better career. She was luminous in MD.

We’ll always have holding the tenth best team in the third tier tournament to a nil nil draw to tell the grandchildren about.

Stonewaller.

Finger on send for this penalty min.

I thought the first half was the best we’ve played all season. Pressed high and hard, forced them to turn the ball over time and time again. Was always going to be tough to do it for 90 mins but that was a better team than anyone in Scotland and we went toe to toe. Anyone mumping is an idiot.

Big game player, clearly.

Joking aside, it appears today’s discerning 16 year olds love nothing better than 40 year old industrial synth noise from Edinburgh.

You’d be amazed how many bangers The Singing Kettle have.