Elon Putz
@boycott-tesla.bsky.social
Ho/Hum, I enjoy breathing and metabolizing the food I eat. I like to get out of bed as often as I can. I'm against bad things and for the good stuff.
I'm sure Jesus appreciated the nice words. Praise be to Trump.
December 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I'm sure Jesus appreciated the nice words. Praise be to Trump.
He also spray painted his head, important fact.
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He also spray painted his head, important fact.
I can't forget the time he spray painted his head, in the age of HDTVs no less. How can anyone take him seriously?
December 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I can't forget the time he spray painted his head, in the age of HDTVs no less. How can anyone take him seriously?
As the US wants 5 years of online "free" speech from visitors before they are allowed in the country. The US also deports students for their opinions on Israel or Trump. The administration is trying to censor newsrooms through lawsuits and the FCC. The US scolding others for censorship is a bit much
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
As the US wants 5 years of online "free" speech from visitors before they are allowed in the country. The US also deports students for their opinions on Israel or Trump. The administration is trying to censor newsrooms through lawsuits and the FCC. The US scolding others for censorship is a bit much
Wildly, wildly over valued. Tesla doesn't make the top 10 for vehicle sales, autonomous taxis already exist, and humanoid robots already exist. No CEO is worth trillions in market cap.
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Wildly, wildly over valued. Tesla doesn't make the top 10 for vehicle sales, autonomous taxis already exist, and humanoid robots already exist. No CEO is worth trillions in market cap.
When you hype Christian nationalism and white oppression to millions of rubes they may take it to heart.
December 22, 2025 at 12:16 PM
When you hype Christian nationalism and white oppression to millions of rubes they may take it to heart.
CBS is bringing morning TV to Sunday nights, all fluff and no news. Next week the full hour will cover how milk gets from the cow to your cup.
December 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
CBS is bringing morning TV to Sunday nights, all fluff and no news. Next week the full hour will cover how milk gets from the cow to your cup.
Maybe he's henpecked by his wife and blames all minorities. Somebody should run a social experiment like Eddie Murphy did with "Mr White" and go out in blackface to document all the advantages African Americans get.
December 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Maybe he's henpecked by his wife and blames all minorities. Somebody should run a social experiment like Eddie Murphy did with "Mr White" and go out in blackface to document all the advantages African Americans get.
Hate always unites.
December 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hate always unites.
Like the Westboro Baptist Church?
December 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Like the Westboro Baptist Church?
How about apologies for being a white asshole?
December 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
How about apologies for being a white asshole?
Is that why Trump had Epstein killed in jail?
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Is that why Trump had Epstein killed in jail?
Bhaaa. What are sheep to do?
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Bhaaa. What are sheep to do?
Trump thought he was tossing Fairy dust instead of a coin.
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Trump thought he was tossing Fairy dust instead of a coin.
Simple explanations don't capture the audience, conspiracies pay the bills.
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Simple explanations don't capture the audience, conspiracies pay the bills.
Trump's ethos is the law for thee but not for me.
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Trump's ethos is the law for thee but not for me.
Trump says people that question him are stupid and those that deny reality are smart, the same way Europe shows its weakness by not obeying Trump.
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Trump says people that question him are stupid and those that deny reality are smart, the same way Europe shows its weakness by not obeying Trump.
I knew a guy whose entire family, except for him, got mauled to death by deer in a petting zoo. Luckily he had bought some feed and was able to toss it towards his family to distract the deer and get away.
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I knew a guy whose entire family, except for him, got mauled to death by deer in a petting zoo. Luckily he had bought some feed and was able to toss it towards his family to distract the deer and get away.
She has mediocre acting skills and is not funny at all, maybe that has something to do with it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
She has mediocre acting skills and is not funny at all, maybe that has something to do with it.
God has a sense of humor.
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
God has a sense of humor.
Does Mexican have a giant faucet like British Columbia's?
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Does Mexican have a giant faucet like British Columbia's?
My God, was any of it real? I really trusted that guy, I hope he wasn't lying about all those supplements I bought.
December 9, 2025 at 10:44 AM
My God, was any of it real? I really trusted that guy, I hope he wasn't lying about all those supplements I bought.