Question for anyone with a very powerful head torch, operated via a small remote control so, should you want to, you can flash drivers of cars with main beam on and give them a taste of their own fucking medicine….question is:

“Where did you buy it?

#running #jogging #nightime

Ok so…. Gavin & Stacey Christmas Special… I loved it…. Violent Night… it made me really laugh…. Outnumbered Christmas Special… I thought it was crap. Utter crap. Leatherhead panto; Dick Whittington; so very very bad; I can’t believe even a Panto could be that bad. How’s your Xmas viewing chums?

“Come on Max; time for the Christmas Eve stroll around the village…” #notkeen

Two out of two excellent “old” film recommendations from dad (me) to my kids. They’ve just watched Back to the Future and it’s still a great watch 👍

Anyone know how to read these dates? Is my index ok to 10 December or 12 October?

Same with everything else; are they forward or backwards dates?

#utmb #preregistration

A largely dreadful weekend is over. My daughter and I didn’t really enjoy our trip to East Croydon station and back. Disappointed for the second year running with the “organisers” at #SEAA #crosscountry

It’s the time of year in our house where one door is taken out of service until January…

Three years later…. The Xmas puzzle is done.

Now I need a new 3 year project…

The Tower of London. Evidently the white tower was built by William the conqueror in the 1070s…(though I seriously doubt that; I bet he had staff); and infamously the venue of Anne Boleyn’s bad hair day in 1536. Lovely clear day today folks.

Me: …trust me girls; it’s nearly 50 years old but it’s timeless. I loved it; you will love it. It’s a classic
Kids: Hmmm.
Me:trust me…..

Later… can we watch it again daddy?????

#fatsam #tallulah #downandout
#wecouldhavebeenanythingthatwewantedtobe

Tomorrow I’m going to a flat #parkrun with my eldest child so we can gauge her current pace.

I will likely be holding her stuff and cheering. Times have certainly changed.

Today’s 30 minute #jog. Evidently to Wyoming.

Hello my limited band of virtual friends. What is top of your #Christmas list this year? Realistic answers please. It doesn’t have to be #running related… mine is:

I’d like a new goddam Garmin watch please Santa; one that doesn’t run out of power before I do 🙏 #ivebeengood (mostly).

Book purchase 😊 love a good bit of history…

Back on the horse today via a late lunch break.
The beta blockers make me feel like I’m running with a chest brake on but I will muddle on 😊 #jogging #jogger #joggist #joggant #joggee #jog #joggilly

Greetings! The (not very good) sports jogger has arrived!