I’m thankful for my stupid fucking family
November 28, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I’m thankful for my stupid fucking family
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Im doing a bump of red40 one last time before the hammer comes down
November 27, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Im doing a bump of red40 one last time before the hammer comes down
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how come there is a bee twink on the Cheerios box, but there is never a bee twink inside. RFK i am begging u to do something about this.
November 27, 2024 at 4:14 AM
how come there is a bee twink on the Cheerios box, but there is never a bee twink inside. RFK i am begging u to do something about this.
Now than I have a better credit score, my wino aunt has nothing on me this thanksgiving
November 26, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Now than I have a better credit score, my wino aunt has nothing on me this thanksgiving
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I’m being sued too. I caught him shutting the car door with his hips
November 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
I’m being sued too. I caught him shutting the car door with his hips
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I’m liable to punch a relative at 3 g&t s
November 26, 2024 at 12:20 AM
I’m liable to punch a relative at 3 g&t s
I’m bam margera and this is be sad in Iceland
November 26, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I’m bam margera and this is be sad in Iceland
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For 15% of your company I’ll suck your 4.5 semi for 10 minutes
a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hand on his chin and looking at something .
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with his hand on his chin and looking at something .
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November 25, 2024 at 11:54 PM
For 15% of your company I’ll suck your 4.5 semi for 10 minutes
I’m bam margera and this break into my old high school and carve heartagrams on all the desks
November 25, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m bam margera and this break into my old high school and carve heartagrams on all the desks
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Sorry I leaned over the casket and said “checkmate”
November 25, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Sorry I leaned over the casket and said “checkmate”
I knew I was gay and not bi when I threatened to pull the handbrake if my mom didn’t play the mamma Mia version of waterloo
November 25, 2024 at 5:00 PM
I knew I was gay and not bi when I threatened to pull the handbrake if my mom didn’t play the mamma Mia version of waterloo
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Fucking locked outta bluesky. Lets fucking go smoke some cigarettes outside the arts building
November 25, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Fucking locked outta bluesky. Lets fucking go smoke some cigarettes outside the arts building
I swallowed the bird cage whole and I’d do it again
November 25, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I swallowed the bird cage whole and I’d do it again
I’m bam margera and this shoplift under my cape at Wawa
November 25, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I’m bam margera and this shoplift under my cape at Wawa
I just want someone I can Gabagool with
November 25, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I just want someone I can Gabagool with
I’m bam margera and this is date every Nikki in pa
November 24, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I’m bam margera and this is date every Nikki in pa
Submit that shit in comic sans pussy
November 24, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Submit that shit in comic sans pussy
If you look both ways before crossing, your major is too easy
November 24, 2024 at 6:53 PM
If you look both ways before crossing, your major is too easy
I drank the algae. Now I can speak French
Claude Monet's Garden in Giverny, north of Paris, France.
November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I drank the algae. Now I can speak French
How much money do you get paid in one of those Mr. Beasts Stanford prison experiments?
November 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
How much money do you get paid in one of those Mr. Beasts Stanford prison experiments?
Mark Zuckerberg does make any money from instagram or facebook. He sheds his skin like an iguana every season and sells it to the highest bidder
November 23, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Mark Zuckerberg does make any money from instagram or facebook. He sheds his skin like an iguana every season and sells it to the highest bidder
Nothing like getting cut off at chili’s while swaying to Journey
November 23, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Nothing like getting cut off at chili’s while swaying to Journey