Food, the sequel
@bowlofsoup.bsky.social
I am a bowl of soup, nothing more.
I will never die. Go ahead, kill me. Drink me. I will emerge as piss. What’re you gonna do, drink that as well? Guess what, pal! I’m fuckin back.
July 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I will never die. Go ahead, kill me. Drink me. I will emerge as piss. What’re you gonna do, drink that as well? Guess what, pal! I’m fuckin back.
nothing goes down quite as smoothly as grandma's secret thanksgiving piss recipe
November 29, 2024 at 4:11 AM
nothing goes down quite as smoothly as grandma's secret thanksgiving piss recipe
how am I supposed to get any work done when my partially visible reflection on my laptop screen makes me so turned on that i am kicked out of coffee shops for dumping cold water on my face and crotch?
August 5, 2024 at 3:54 PM
how am I supposed to get any work done when my partially visible reflection on my laptop screen makes me so turned on that i am kicked out of coffee shops for dumping cold water on my face and crotch?
Pissed off? No, honey. Piss *on* me.
August 4, 2024 at 10:50 AM
Pissed off? No, honey. Piss *on* me.
this account is where i go to be alone with my thoughts. and all of my thoughts are about piss
June 27, 2024 at 4:19 AM
this account is where i go to be alone with my thoughts. and all of my thoughts are about piss
do you ever see someone much uglier than you happy and think to yourself, how could there possibly be a g-d?
June 27, 2024 at 4:15 AM
do you ever see someone much uglier than you happy and think to yourself, how could there possibly be a g-d?
Feminist icon? This woman’s chest is too small for a shirtless picture to break Instagram’s content policies.
June 13, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Feminist icon? This woman’s chest is too small for a shirtless picture to break Instagram’s content policies.
she said you in yet baby and i replied in LOVE girl
April 4, 2024 at 8:17 PM
she said you in yet baby and i replied in LOVE girl
March 25, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Microdosing sex (putting my 1 inch penis in)
March 25, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Microdosing sex (putting my 1 inch penis in)
Everyone knows cold water makes you penis look small but nobody ever talks about how everything else does too
February 2, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Everyone knows cold water makes you penis look small but nobody ever talks about how everything else does too
hahswkksdmsmsnsnsnsnsnns
November 15, 2023 at 5:09 AM
hahswkksdmsmsnsnsnsnsnns
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November 15, 2023 at 5:08 AM
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Would you still eat my worm pussy if i was a worm?
October 3, 2023 at 2:26 PM
Would you still eat my worm pussy if i was a worm?
uWu someone put a bullet in my head. the furry discourse has started
September 22, 2023 at 12:50 AM
uWu someone put a bullet in my head. the furry discourse has started
hey everyone please welcome my new friend to bluesky, the endless lurking doom of existential downfall
September 21, 2023 at 7:57 PM
hey everyone please welcome my new friend to bluesky, the endless lurking doom of existential downfall
vyvanse does not seem to be working these past couple of days so i guess it’s back to the unmedicated adhd strategies i learned in therapy (getting blitz drunk and eating a pizza)
September 21, 2023 at 7:50 PM
vyvanse does not seem to be working these past couple of days so i guess it’s back to the unmedicated adhd strategies i learned in therapy (getting blitz drunk and eating a pizza)
If you think my friends and I aren’t comparing your wedding Thank You cards to see if you wrote the same thing, for punctuation, and for faulty iambic pentameter, then you have MUCH to exPECT of my DILLIEGENCE.
September 19, 2023 at 7:31 PM
If you think my friends and I aren’t comparing your wedding Thank You cards to see if you wrote the same thing, for punctuation, and for faulty iambic pentameter, then you have MUCH to exPECT of my DILLIEGENCE.
yeah i like the king. fucKING screaming into a pillow
September 18, 2023 at 8:25 PM
yeah i like the king. fucKING screaming into a pillow
“I brought you into this world so I can take you out of it”
weak, boring, tired
“I jizz jazzed you into this doowap diddly disco and I can scoobop skadee yeet ya gone”
strong, intimidating, i’m the scat man
weak, boring, tired
“I jizz jazzed you into this doowap diddly disco and I can scoobop skadee yeet ya gone”
strong, intimidating, i’m the scat man
September 18, 2023 at 5:02 PM
“I brought you into this world so I can take you out of it”
weak, boring, tired
“I jizz jazzed you into this doowap diddly disco and I can scoobop skadee yeet ya gone”
strong, intimidating, i’m the scat man
weak, boring, tired
“I jizz jazzed you into this doowap diddly disco and I can scoobop skadee yeet ya gone”
strong, intimidating, i’m the scat man
if you can’t handle me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best (they’re the same thing)
September 18, 2023 at 3:58 PM
if you can’t handle me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best (they’re the same thing)
Reposted by Food, the sequel
thinking about portal (1)
September 18, 2023 at 2:01 PM
thinking about portal (1)
one thing to know about me is
i CRY hard
i POST hard
i LOVE JESUS HARDEST
and I will KILL anyone who tries to TAKE my VIRGINITY from me
i CRY hard
i POST hard
i LOVE JESUS HARDEST
and I will KILL anyone who tries to TAKE my VIRGINITY from me
September 18, 2023 at 1:44 PM
one thing to know about me is
i CRY hard
i POST hard
i LOVE JESUS HARDEST
and I will KILL anyone who tries to TAKE my VIRGINITY from me
i CRY hard
i POST hard
i LOVE JESUS HARDEST
and I will KILL anyone who tries to TAKE my VIRGINITY from me
Nobody bothers to ask, what do we bring soup when it is sick?
September 16, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Nobody bothers to ask, what do we bring soup when it is sick?