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Denali
@bowlcutchris.bsky.social
Trying to turn fluff into density in The Last Frontier
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Usually NSFW
Sir yes sir!
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hey coach, can ya help me with some drills?
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 AM
What a fun game of horseshoe!
November 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Gotta show off the new pedicure! Omw
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I felt it kinda drag between each “act” of the countdown but yes Plemmons aced the assignment IMO
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
They’re so good but I’ll settle for the normal peanut butter Oreos when these disappear
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Please note that your hole may be recorded for quality and top training purposes
October 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Omw
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
1 pepperoni pizza. And a tamagotchi
October 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh AI and crypto was where I decided to hop off the train. I’m not gonna bother trying to become an expert on a technological advance whose only ability to progress requires fully destroying the earth’s natural resources
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Service top reporting for booty duty, dad!
October 22, 2025 at 3:41 PM
That’s been me this week heading into work to clean up someone else’s mess 🙃
October 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Oh not at all! 🥵
October 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Well, it took me almost 10 years of BS to fall into one of those jobs 🙃
October 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m starved suddenly
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Stretch my jaws, dad 👀🥵
October 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Second only to most PowerApps infrastructure. I work too fast for it to keep up even on a 2.5gbps down hardwire. 🙃
October 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Wanna watch me eat an apple in one bite? 😉
October 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM