bowen
@bowensanders.com
techno satirist, implied sarcasm, occasionally funny.
i fight for the users.
i fight for the users.
Audius doesn’t have these problems
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Audius doesn’t have these problems
wondering if one of the allergies came before the other
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
wondering if one of the allergies came before the other
I hear this is also a symptom of a heart attack…
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I hear this is also a symptom of a heart attack…
IDK I think anyone that went to atmosphere should get one by default
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
IDK I think anyone that went to atmosphere should get one by default
I see you’re a person of the finest tastes 🧐
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I see you’re a person of the finest tastes 🧐
i think it was supercharged by your delivery. i had built a whole scenario in my head after looking it up thinking you must be from their marketing department. 😆
i’m not sure if it’s me going crazy or the rest of the world. or both perhaps?
i’m not sure if it’s me going crazy or the rest of the world. or both perhaps?
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i think it was supercharged by your delivery. i had built a whole scenario in my head after looking it up thinking you must be from their marketing department. 😆
i’m not sure if it’s me going crazy or the rest of the world. or both perhaps?
i’m not sure if it’s me going crazy or the rest of the world. or both perhaps?
You know, when I saw that picture I was 100% convinced that this was not a real product after looking closely at the picture. The grilled cheese is suspect, but the handles on the grilling tray really threw me off…
…but that ‘fully featured’ of a toaster struck me at first as satire 😆
…but that ‘fully featured’ of a toaster struck me at first as satire 😆
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You know, when I saw that picture I was 100% convinced that this was not a real product after looking closely at the picture. The grilled cheese is suspect, but the handles on the grilling tray really threw me off…
…but that ‘fully featured’ of a toaster struck me at first as satire 😆
…but that ‘fully featured’ of a toaster struck me at first as satire 😆
Is that in the new office? Amazing view
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Is that in the new office? Amazing view
not a personal attack by any stretch! just the first thing my twisted mind saw when I saw the picture. spiders.
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
not a personal attack by any stretch! just the first thing my twisted mind saw when I saw the picture. spiders.
hours spent working is not an accomplishment
cleared tasks is
you are so right
cleared tasks is
you are so right
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
hours spent working is not an accomplishment
cleared tasks is
you are so right
cleared tasks is
you are so right
i see a distinct lack of hammock
October 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i see a distinct lack of hammock
Okay, how about Portland, OR
October 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Okay, how about Portland, OR
was it march forth by chance
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
was it march forth by chance
hang in there, things will turn around, they have to
October 13, 2025 at 2:30 AM
hang in there, things will turn around, they have to
i think we can all relate to this sentiment
it seems it is now the custom of our time
it seems it is now the custom of our time
October 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i think we can all relate to this sentiment
it seems it is now the custom of our time
it seems it is now the custom of our time