I'm mad that I can't go see my hero @jimmypardo.com in Columbus because I have to play trombone on a performance of Oklahoma.

I'm sure he'll do great, I'll do OK...

The one positive to the shit era 2025 has brought is at least 2 great albums already. Mac Miller and Bad Bunny 🔥

Ok so what's going to boost my followers? Do I tell jokes? Do you all care about my classical stuff? Dog Pics? Show some leg?

I feel as though my eyes are somehow more menacing than the potential biting machine in front of me.

She'll only wreck you if you're attacking me though. But do you want to attack the guy that felt pure joy when he was spiraling around after hitting a massive puddle at 70mph on the turnpike?

Listen, bluesky. I'm not a cat person. Please stop flooding my feed with cats. I obviously like dogs if you didn't know.

Just two of the three faces I learn my glares from.

These three are the reason I'm woken up every morning earlier than I want to be.

My entire shoulder blades felt out of whack after leading yesterday's #tubachristmas.

This recovering trombone player likes some brisk tempi! Tubas love slowing down 😬

Looking forward to some shows coming up with the Ashtabula Brass Band.

Smiling dogs for my new Bluesky account!

#Nazareth #Axl #Nervana