Bouphe
@bouphe.bsky.social
Streamer/YouTuber/podcaster/sham/cryptid ✨ https://lnk.bio/Bouphe 🌜🌛
contact@bouphe.co.uk
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Death imminent? Arnica!
Coma? Opium!
Coma? Opium!
January 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Death imminent? Arnica!
Coma? Opium!
Coma? Opium!
He's got it all! Why's he look so sad?
January 11, 2026 at 12:40 AM
He's got it all! Why's he look so sad?
Also that can be used as a sick burn
January 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Also that can be used as a sick burn
And also homeopathy just in case, which the pendulum book also has a hand in.
But a little datura for that cough and some absinth for your memory loss... Hmm
But a little datura for that cough and some absinth for your memory loss... Hmm
January 11, 2026 at 12:21 AM
And also homeopathy just in case, which the pendulum book also has a hand in.
But a little datura for that cough and some absinth for your memory loss... Hmm
But a little datura for that cough and some absinth for your memory loss... Hmm
Well fucking decent!!!
January 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Well fucking decent!!!
Saved, I think I need it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Saved, I think I need it.
Catwatching AND catlore!!!
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Catwatching AND catlore!!!
And I am so bloody pleased, you deserve it!
January 9, 2026 at 11:12 PM
And I am so bloody pleased, you deserve it!
I got 3 for £1 on the woo-woo books in a charity shop where a dog got diarrhoea.
The CRT for £5 was from a dog-shit free shop, but there was a crate of yellow-labeled, keep-refrigerated food items.
The CRT for £5 was from a dog-shit free shop, but there was a crate of yellow-labeled, keep-refrigerated food items.
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I got 3 for £1 on the woo-woo books in a charity shop where a dog got diarrhoea.
The CRT for £5 was from a dog-shit free shop, but there was a crate of yellow-labeled, keep-refrigerated food items.
The CRT for £5 was from a dog-shit free shop, but there was a crate of yellow-labeled, keep-refrigerated food items.
Which says a lot about the people who like us, and the people that we like!
January 9, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Which says a lot about the people who like us, and the people that we like!
True English literature!
January 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
True English literature!
Yeh! Sometimes Felix doesn't agree with them (I joined a Facebook group because I thought it was the reason blen got super sick)
January 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Yeh! Sometimes Felix doesn't agree with them (I joined a Facebook group because I thought it was the reason blen got super sick)
Fix: bigger basket! Fingers crossed it's something really stupid and a non-issue. Keith got the squits from Felix Tasty Shreds I think? And Brenda has IBD so nothing suits her. The prescription food for that is diabolical, so I just give her whatever she will eat and deal with it later...
January 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Fix: bigger basket! Fingers crossed it's something really stupid and a non-issue. Keith got the squits from Felix Tasty Shreds I think? And Brenda has IBD so nothing suits her. The prescription food for that is diabolical, so I just give her whatever she will eat and deal with it later...
I hope she's okay, it's stressful when they're yelling and stressful when they're quiet. Worth every moment of them but eesh! Now I have three with very different vocal stylings so it's fun
January 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I hope she's okay, it's stressful when they're yelling and stressful when they're quiet. Worth every moment of them but eesh! Now I have three with very different vocal stylings so it's fun
Chatty cats are fun - yes, I completely understand you, tiny guy!! Uhuh! Ok! You are my equal!
January 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Chatty cats are fun - yes, I completely understand you, tiny guy!! Uhuh! Ok! You are my equal!
Absolutely. And Brenda is totally allowed to yell because she's deaf and confused! I'm less pleased with the shitting in the porch but it's not too different to my 80 year old grandad was. Brenda is less drunk.
January 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Absolutely. And Brenda is totally allowed to yell because she's deaf and confused! I'm less pleased with the shitting in the porch but it's not too different to my 80 year old grandad was. Brenda is less drunk.